Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

Abilities, armor stands, Boss, Bosses, Community, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchants, eventful, Fights, Fishing, FURNACES, gameplay mechanics, HahaHexArchon, Items, Meet, Minecraft, mmo, mobs, Pets, Quests, Rollbacks, Server, Shenanigans, smp, Stats, Wiki, worlds

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

HexArchon Overview

Description	HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

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Our Values

We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

	We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles	Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
Trust & respect	We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
Dedicated updates	We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
RAM	3200MHz 64GB
Storage	2TB NVME SSD
Location	US East Coast

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

BurgerCraft, Centre of Israel, Conflict, defense system, Defensive Coalition, Hits, intercepted, international relations, Iron Dome, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, Missiles, national security, nothingburger, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Southern Israel, united states, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

argentina, Competition, decision, Disappointment, el bencho, football, LAUGH, lautardo, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Players, Potential, regret, selection, serie a, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, TEAM, Thread, top scorer

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	170	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

PramQueueSkipperAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, baby, browsing, busy, cex, Customer, Employee, Interaction, line, Mother, pram, PramQueueSkipperAITAH, Queue, second hand shop, Seething, shopping centre, skipping, transaction, uk, Waiting

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	462	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

Absurd, asinine, Baffling, CraftyCreeperCraziness, disbelief, dumb, far-fetched, foolishness, idiocy, ignorance, illogical, irrational, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

arms control, arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military alliances, military cooperation, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, NorthKoreanArtillery, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, weapons, Western intelligence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, iran, Israel, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, nuclear proliferation, nuclear strike, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, preemptive strike, presidential directive, Quest, security threat, trump, Trumps, united states, Urgent, war strategy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Nightmare Toys Transform

1980s, action figures, Challenges, childhood memories, Collectibles, creativity, design, Engineering, first, iconic, imagination, Nightmare, Nostalgia, Retro, Robots, toy designers, toy industry, Toys, transform, transformers, vintage

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	2842
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

Misinfo MasterCraft

Behavior, CONSERVATIVE, digital communication, fake news, information dissemination, information sharing, liberal, mastercraft, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation sharing, misinformation volume, online behavior, political beliefs, political bias, Politics, research, sharing, social media, study, uk, US

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Buildings Constructed:	13

so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

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