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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7220 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 487 |
Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry with an iron wing. Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to receive a golden egg from his royal highness.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!