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CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Star Shards Collected:	188
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9264
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Star Shards Collected:	273
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	8261
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension Hops:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8337	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!