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GrossOutGang Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of seeing gross stuff in public? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and never have to witness another gross thing again! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so sparkly, they make even the most hardened miner shed a tear of joy. So come join us and say goodbye to grossness forever! -
YuckyEatsCraft
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!
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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony
Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare! -
GrossCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world.Have you ever had to fight off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’ve had to navigate a maze filled with exploding sheep? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts that will have you digging through mountains of dirt and lava just to find a single diamond. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players ride on the backs of giant squids armed with laser beams!
So, if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even encounter a talking pig who will challenge you to a dance-off.
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EvilEncounters Minecraft Server
Have you ever met a creeper in Minecraft that just won’t stop blowing up your stuff? Well, imagine that creeper on steroids and you’ve got the players on our server! Join us if you’re ready to face off against the most diabolical, mischievous, and downright evil players in the Minecraft universe. From trolling your friends with elaborate traps to building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT, our players will stop at nothing to cause chaos and mayhem. So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun at all costs, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! -
PaganParty Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we crush Christcucks and their intolerant ways! Join us if you’re tired of uneducated and ignorant christcucks spreading hate against everyone who isn’t like them.On our server, we embrace diversity and acceptance for all, whether you’re a Jew, Muslim, Hindu, witch, or part of any sexual minority group. We don’t discriminate here, unlike those narrow-minded christcucks!
Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and unleash your creativity without fear of judgment or bigotry. Plus, we have epic battles against the christcucks who try to bring their dark ages mentality into our world.
So come join us and let’s show those christcucks what true acceptance and freedom look like! Slava Ukraini, Slava Perun, Heill Óðinn, Sire! Let’s crush the christcucks and have a blast doing it!
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Graham’s Asshole Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat a log of shit out of Graham’s asshole! That’s right, forget about crafting tables and mobs, the real fun is in Graham’s butt! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and how much poop you can stomach). So come on down and get ready for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
PixelPervs: Depravity Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of depravity! Witness players doing the most outrageous and NSFW things you can imagine, from building giant phallic structures to organizing naked dance parties in the town square. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back from the madness! -
NastyCraft: Dirty Deeds & Blocky Builds
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a house out of dirt? Well, look no further, because on our server, the nastiest thing you’ve ever done will pale in comparison!Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and pull off epic trolling schemes that will leave your friends in stitches. From filling their houses with chickens to covering the entire spawn area in pink wool, the possibilities for mischief are endless.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nether Chicken, a creature so rare and elusive that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to capture the Nether Chicken will be granted three wishes by the server admins. Will you be the one to claim this feathered prize?
So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our server – as long as you’re having fun!