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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9306 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.
Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!
