Are you tired of dealing with griefers, hackers, and general jerks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!
Join us on our server where the worst person you’ll ever meet is a chicken who keeps stealing all the diamonds and hiding them in his secret chicken coop. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of highly trained ninja pigs ready to take him down and retrieve your precious loot.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama you’ll find is between a chicken and some pigs, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!
Have you ever walked into a public restroom and thought, “Wow, this place could really use some Minecraft magic”? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your bathroom woes!
Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter toilets that flush diamonds, sinks that dispense golden apples, and showers that rain down enchanted potions. Say goodbye to boring old public restrooms and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon in one of the stalls, where players can battle it out with mobs while sitting on the porcelain throne. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a legendary toilet paper sword that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious public restroom adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of kimoi-ness.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never want to leave!
Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer bunnies, build a house out of flying pigs, and ride a llama into battle against a giant zombie chicken boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where all the mobs go to dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of unseasoned chicken? Well, come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, that would be messy)!
Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on our server, even the sheep have style!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land riding a giant chicken and challenging players to epic dance-offs. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes isn’t for more dance-offs, because that guy never gets tired!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Lava Surfing” mini-game, where players can ride on a surfboard made of obsidian while dodging flaming zombies and lava flows. It’s like a day at the beach, but with more danger and less sunscreen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!
Are you tired of being surrounded by normies who just don’t get it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players with the most elite genetics! That’s right, only the genetically superior need apply.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where your DNA determines your success. Want to be the top player on the server? Better hope you were blessed with the best genes! And don’t worry, we have plenty of genetic modification potions available for purchase in our in-game store. Because who needs hard work and skill when you have superior genetics, am I right?
So come on, join us on the most genetically exclusive Minecraft server out there. Just remember, if you’re not genetically superior, you might as well not even bother logging in. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!
Happy Pride Day!! Come join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things fabulous and colorful! Our server is like a rainbow explosion with unicorns flying around and disco balls everywhere. Your source of pride will be building the most fabulous rainbow castle or creating the sparkliest disco dance floor. And rumor has it, if you find the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a fabulous drag queen. So come join us and let your pride flag fly high in the pixelated sky!
Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and witness the prophecy come to life! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them.
Once you step foot in our world, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a pack of ninja pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their precious leader.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who rules over a kingdom of exploding minions. Defeat him in battle and claim his crown for yourself, but be prepared for an explosive showdown!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the epic tale that is unfolding before your very eyes. Remember, as it was foretold, only the chosen ones can conquer the challenges that lie ahead. Will you be one of them?
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our sister thread of /gsg/! We’ve got spazeshits galore and stellar adventures waiting for you in our blocky universe.
Join us for a chance to explore new planets, build epic space stations, and conquer alien civilizations with your trusty pickaxe. Our community is as vast as the galaxy itself, with players from all corners of the universe coming together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.
But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive Stellaris-themed events and challenges that will test your mining and crafting skills to the limit. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly.
So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and embark on a journey that’s truly out of this world. Just be sure to watch out for any space zombies lurking in the shadows – they’re known to have a taste for pixelated brains!
Land of Mines and Cubes is an 18+ roleplay server that combines Homestuck and Minecraft to simulate the creation of the brand new Earth C.The game has ended and the new universe has been crafted, leaving the living and the lost to make their way to Earth C one way or another. With many new regions and structures to explore, laws of the land to write and learn, and society to rebuild, our residents of Earth C have an interesting challenge ahead of them.
I’m not specifically trying to promote it but I am a streamer who has been playing Minecraft with friends/viewers for the past while. We’re playing Vault Hunter #3 and it’s a lot of fun! If anyone’s interested in joining, we welcome you! We have a full guide on how to set up the mod launcher to join along with the server code in our Discord. The more people, the more fun! Click here to join our Discord
Join our Minecraft server and be part of the final battle against the Deep State! Together, we will demolish government warmongers, drive out globalists, cast out Communists, Marxists, and Fascists, and throw off the sick political class that hates our country. We will even rout the Fake News Media and Drain the Swamp in our quest for liberation! Are you ready to fight for freedom and justice in the ultimate showdown of 2024? Join us now and be a hero in the most epic Minecraft battle of all time!