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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6991 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, they crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server because they thought it would be fun. so, like, if you want to play minecraft with aliens, you gotta join our server.
plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.
so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.