Vigilant Lifeguards MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GuardianCraft: Watch the Crowd

Crowd, lifeguard effectiveness, olympics, lifeguard awareness, swimmer safety

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the lifeguards are actually zombies and they’re too busy watching the crowd at the olympics to save anyone. that’s the kind of chaos you’ll find on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by zombie lifeguards while trying to build the coolest sandcastle ever.

we’ve got exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake.

plus, if you manage to survive a whole day without getting eaten by a zombie lifeguard, you’ll win a magical unicorn that poops rainbows.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest minecraft server ever and see if you can outsmart those distracted lifeguards.

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Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sveggcellent Minecraft SMP

programming puzzles, aerospace games, Engineering, Starbase, Voxels

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just building basic houses and farms here, oh no. We’re talking about creating machines and systems that will blow your mind!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a spaceship in Avorion, besieging your enemies in Besiege, or surviving in the depths of space in Empyrion – Galactic Survival. And that’s just the beginning!

Ever wanted to pilot a robot in Robocraft, or construct a factory in Factorio? Well, you can do all that and more on our server. We even have programming puzzles for those who want to test their skills in Nandgame or Zachtronics games.

But wait, there’s more! We have outrageous stories and crazy adventures waiting for you on this server. From fighting off alien invasions to building a Dyson Sphere around a sun, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity run wild in the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and lead us all to victory!

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ExWifeEviction Minecraft Server

alienation, privacy, home, Minecraft, family

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family drama and epic showdowns? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate family reunion gone wrong!

Imagine this: your ex-wife shows up demanding you get rid of your beloved cats just to see your kids. But wait, there’s more! Stand your ground and tell her to GTFO, all while your new wife stands by your side ready to throw down.

But that’s not all! Witness the drama unfold as your mom calls you the AH for protecting your son from toxic siblings. Who needs family counseling when you can just play Minecraft instead?

Join our server now for a wild ride of family feuds, cat lovers, and epic clapbacks. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

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Cheater’s Remorse: AITA?

work from home, Cheaters, communication problems, relationship dynamics, overnight calls

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like this wild story of a boyfriend accusing his girlfriend of cheating out of nowhere, you never know what kind of crazy accusations will be thrown around in our virtual world.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like this relationship rollercoaster. Will you be accused of stealing someone’s diamonds or betraying your fellow players? The possibilities are endless!

And don’t worry about losing interest or energy in reassuring others – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is having a blast and enjoying the chaos. So come on in and see what kind of outrageous adventures await you!

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CraftyInsultsMC

insult queen, clever insult, best insult ever, insult connoisseur, savage insult

Are you tired of boring old insults like “you smell like a wet sock”? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new level of insult creativity! Join us and witness players roast each other with insults so savage, they’ll make you question your own existence.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players battle it out in insult rap battles to see who can come up with the most ridiculous insults on the spot. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can insult you in six different languages. Some say if you can withstand his insults without crying, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Just remember to bring your thickest skin and your best insults, because things are about to get wild!

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BalticBoomCraft

BalticBoomCraft, hazardous materials, international incident, Baltic Sea, vessel distress

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? There’s this totally wrecked ship floating in the Baltic Sea, and get this, it’s filled with crazy Russian explosives! But like, don’t worry, we’re not gonna blow up or anything, we just wanna find a safe harbor to chill in. And guess what? We turned that ship into the most epic Minecraft server ever!

Join us if you wanna build and survive in the most insane setting ever. We got exploding TNT everywhere, crazy Russian mobs running around, and even a secret underwater base where you can find hidden treasures. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild server anywhere else. So come on board and let’s sail into the sunset together!

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BlockyParkourCraft

tremors, Motor Symptoms, dyskinesia, levodopa, Biomarkers

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to unlocking new progression subtypes in Parkinson’s disease! embark on a journey of discovery as you explore different cohorts and analyze data to uncover hidden mysteries.

why join, you ask? well, because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while simultaneously conducting groundbreaking research on neurodegenerative diseases?

plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of our server, you will gain superhuman powers and be able to cure Parkinson’s with just a flick of your diamond sword. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer Parkinson’s one block at a time!

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Blocky Content Creators Minecraft Server

Editionprev, content creators, face blind, Gaming, Creators

Are you tired of always being recognized in Minecraft? Do you long for a server where nobody knows who you are? Look no further than our server, where everyone suffers from face blindness! Join us for a hilariously confusing time as you try to figure out who is who in this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t be able to recognize anyone, not even your closest friends! So come on over and join the face blind community council edition server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared to never know who you’re talking to!

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The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

bytecode, EXECUTION, Minecraft, Technology, software engineering

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

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CarBroNoMore Minecraft Server

CarBroNoMore, Messy, Motorbike, theft, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that values respect for property? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee that your pixelated car will never be trashed by your younger brother (17m) who just got his virtual driver’s license.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual car ownership without the hassle of cleaning up old McDonald’s food or dealing with missing gas caps. Our server is so clean, even the virtual ants won’t dare to infest your ride.

And don’t worry about your brother taking your virtual keys without permission – we have virtual cops ready to arrest any pixelated thieves. So come join us and let your virtual car stay squeaky clean while you explore the virtual world. Trust us, it’s a lot less frustrating than dealing with real-life car messes.

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