Our server is so popular, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what all the fuss is about. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living the high life with us?
Join now and become the Minecraft celebrity you were always meant to be. Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of thousands of players? Don’t be a square, join our server today!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!
Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a massive PvP battle between players riding on flying pigs and shooting rainbow lasers. Yes, you heard that right, rainbow lasers! And that’s just the beginning.
Our server has already garnered 3 million views on YouTube, with videos showcasing epic battles, hilarious pranks, and mind-blowing builds. You could be the next star of our server, gaining fame and fortune beyond your wildest dreams.
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our server and lead your fellow players to victory in the craziest Minecraft world ever created. See you there, gamers!
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?
Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Want to shill your 499view oshi? No problem! As long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers, you’re welcome to join the madness.
We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for all your spinning needs. Plus, don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because what’s a Minecraft SMP without celebrating virtual birthdays?
So come on down and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into a duck or two along the way. See you on the server, and remember – it’s not just Minecraft, it’s an adventure!
Our viewership has dropped slightly in the past few months because the wrestlers keep getting distracted by all the shiny diamonds and emeralds in the game. But don’t worry, we’re working on installing a plugin that will keep them focused on the matches.
Join our SMP now and witness the madness for yourself. Who needs traditional wrestling when you can watch wrestlers fight it out in the pixelated world of Minecraft?
But beware, just like Jay, you might end up spending all your virtual money on dates with players who are just using you for resources. Don’t worry though, our server is full of drama and excitement just like a night out clubbing with Jay! Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will leave you for someone else in a heartbeat?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being used for your in-game riches! Who needs real relationships when you can have fake ones in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, just like Jay’s night out at the club. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!
Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally. These magical pigs soar through the sky, dropping diamonds and emeralds in their wake. But beware, if you try to ride one, they might just take you on a wild ride to the Nether and back!
And that’s not all – the trees on this server are made of candy. That’s right, you can chop down a lollipop tree and feast on the sugary goodness within. But be careful, the gummy bears that live in these trees are not too keen on sharing their home with hungry players.
But wait, there’s more! The oceans on this server are filled with mermaids who will serenade you with their enchanting songs. And if you’re lucky, they might just grant you a wish – whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a pet dragon, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join this server now and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible, and the ordinary becomes extraordinary. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Features |
|---|
| Hermitcraft inspired gameplay |
| Supports both Java and Bedrock |
| Shopping district, business district and more |
| Mob/player heads |
| Visual/fun add ons |
| Major player events all the time |
| Elected positions including king and ministers |
| Tribal towns where players work together |
| Player made mega bases |
| Whitelisted server |
| Weekly events |
| Active community that helps each other |
For more information, visit hermitservers on social media or join the Discord server linked below!
We hope to see you there!
Discord – https://discord.gg/Sp7ucKSRat
To join the Minecraft server, you can join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided there for joining the server.
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.
The server hosts major player events regularly, including tournaments, challenges, and community-building activities.
But wait, there’s more! How about making her do a backflip while juggling flaming swords? Or maybe have her break out into a spontaneous dance party with llamas? The possibilities are endless in this crazy world where anything goes!
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other ridiculous things you can make this sick anime girl do!
Join us and experience the wild ride of being a first-time mom for the second time, just like our server owner’s mom! Who needs a baby’s Lexus stroller and Louis Vuitton diaper bag when you have diamond armor and enchanted weapons?
Don’t miss out on the chance to hold on to grudges and create tension just like our server owner in this epic Minecraft adventure. Join now and let the drama unfold!
Meet our players, the brother and sister duo who have a deadbeat dad that resurfaced after 18 years of evading child support. Will they reconcile with their father and his new family? Or will they continue to roast him and his wife like a perfectly cooked porkchop?
Witness the epic showdown between the siblings and their father’s wife, who tries to guilt trip them into accepting their new sibling. Will they stand their ground and refuse to acknowledge the new family member? Or will they cave under the pressure and welcome the innocent child into their virtual family?
Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate family feud in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you have this level of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wild adventure – join our server today!