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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 6491 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Join us for epic PvP battles where the losers have to wear pink armor made of flowers for a whole week! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Chicken Jousting” event, where players ride on chickens and try to knock each other off with carrots on sticks.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pig” who poops out diamonds instead of pork chops.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Mmasissies, our response? It’s time to get your game on!