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ViolaCraft vs. ViennaCraft
Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where we have more family drama than a soap opera! We’ve got a 28-year-old player about to have her second kid, and her little sister is already causing chaos over baby names. Will it be Violet or Vienna? Will the nickname be Vi or V? The suspense is killing us! Join now for a front-row seat to the most ridiculous family feud in Minecraft history. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? -
NoBagValentine’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of traveling on a budget? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we offer the ultimate cheap travel experience, just like this couple’s trip to Vienna!Embark on a journey with us and leave your luggage behind, just like this husband and wife duo who decided to fly to Europe with only their cabin baggage. Who needs clothes anyway, right? Live life on the edge and see how far you can push the limits of travel!
Join now and immerse yourself in the drama and excitement of traveling without the hassle of packing. Who needs a budget when you have a sense of adventure? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!
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Crafty Moscow SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our virtual world where cities are named after real-life locations but with a twist. Moscow, Idaho is actually a tropical paradise, Berlin, Maryland is a desert wasteland, and Paris, Texas is a snowy wonderland.Embark on epic quests to find the hidden treasure in Rome, Florida or battle fierce mobs in Athens, Georgia. Watch out for the mischievous players in Madrid, Iowa who love to prank unsuspecting newcomers. Explore the mysterious dungeons of Lisbon, Ohio or build a towering skyscraper in London, Kentucky.
But beware of the cursed lands of Dublin, Pennsylvania where players have been known to disappear without a trace. Join forces with other players in Stockholm, New Jersey to take down the evil boss mobs that roam the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in this crazy world where anything is possible and every corner holds a new adventure. Can you survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP?
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FloodCraft5000
so like, this server is like, totally prepared for a 5,000-year flood. like, vienna ain’t got nothin’ on us, bro. we got our water buckets ready, our boats all set, and even our pigs are trained to swim. it’s gonna be epic, dude.join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic flood survival team ever. we got strategies, we got skills, we even got a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the map. it’s gonna be lit, fam.
imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you survive a flood that only happens once every 5,000 years. you’ll be a legend, a hero, a true minecraft master. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show vienna how it’s done.
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Crafty Celeb Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.
3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
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CraftyCraic – LOLZ Server
Welcome to the Buggy Time in My Life Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of playing on servers with only 2 viewers? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with an average of 500 viewers or more! Why settle for less when you can be a VIP on our server?Join us and shill your 499view oshi, because we understand that averages fluctuate widely, all the way down to 100 is reasonable. But remember, the minimal requirement is being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to play with the big leagues!
But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most a single member with greater than 1000 CCV, they are still allowed to be discussed on our server. We’re all about inclusivity here!
And if you’re looking for some spicy content, check out our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. We’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going! Plus, don’t forget to mark your calendars for our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – we’ve got celebrations lined up for days!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Buggy Time in My Life Edition Minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even run into some ducks along the way…quack quack!
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Time-Traveling Fembots Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet fembots from the future who have traveled back in time just to date you in Vienna! That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you stroll through the streets of this virtual city with your robot arm candy.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the music never stops and the dance floor is always packed. You’ll be busting out moves you never knew you had as you party the night away with other players from around the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even find love with a fembot from the future!
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GalacticGamerMC SMP – “NoNewGalaxiasChapter”
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the drama on our Minecraft SMP! The server was supposed to drop yesterday, but then a herd of wild llamas invaded and started a protest demanding better hay quality. So, the launch got delayed while we negotiated with the llama union. But don’t worry, it’s going to be worth the wait because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are ready to battle anyone who dares challenge them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our insane Minecraft world. -
ConcertCatastrophe Minecraft Server
Are you tired of drama and unnecessary restrictions in your life? Then join our Minecraft server, where we have no room for controlling boyfriends and their therapy sessions!Imagine a world where you can bring whoever you want to a concert without asking for permission from someone you barely know. On our server, you are free to make your own choices and have a blast with your friends without any drama.
Don’t let anyone dictate who you can hang out with, especially not someone who gives you PTSD vibes. Join our server and leave all the unnecessary drama behind. Plus, who needs a concert when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?
So come on over and join us for a drama-free, fun-filled experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have the freedom to do whatever you want in our crazy Minecraft world?
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ToxicWifeGamerGirl420
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of a controlling spouse? Look no further! Join our server and experience the freedom to watch baseball with your dad, go on trips to Florida with your sister, and eat whatever carbs you want without someone dictating your every move.On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone blocking the door or jumping in front of your virtual car. You can wear whatever shirt you please and no one will try to rip your shorts off. Plus, you can spend time with your virtual parents without any restrictions.
So come join us and break free from the tyranny of a toxic spouse. Build, explore, and live your best virtual life without anyone telling you what to do. Trust us, you won’t regret it!