Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens, mining for diamonds while being chased by exploding creepers, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine (like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks)!
But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a block of TNT strapped to your back, and “Zombie Dance Parties” where you have to survive the night while dancing to thriller with a horde of zombies.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your entire base with a misplaced redstone contraption – oops)!
Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!
Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises (like that time a giant chicken invaded our village and demanded to be crowned ruler). Plus, our server has the most epic vidya related ringing tones for your phone, because who doesn’t want their phone to ring with the whistle theme from deadly premonition? So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! 🐷🎩🏰
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their wild parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the server’s resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever defeats the dragon in a dance battle will be granted unlimited diamonds and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Vidya in the dust and join our Minecraft server for a hilariously wild ride you’ll never forget!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Loot Llama, who drops the rarest and most epic loot you could ever imagine. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about armor made of pure obsidian that makes you invincible? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is actually run by a team of highly intelligent and mischievous sheep who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built insane contraptions and traps all over the server, just waiting for unsuspecting players to fall into their devious schemes. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with sheep and explosions!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just watch out for those sneaky sheep, they’re always one step ahead…
But that’s not all, our server has a secret underground disco where you can party with Endermen and zombies all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks.
Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while battling other players in epic aerial combat.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that Notch himself handcrafted each block with his bare hands while sipping on a potion of invisibility.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive 18344 vidya Nintendo. Legend has it that this majestic beast drops nothing but rare loot and has the power to grant wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Large player base | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Wide variety of game modes | Can experience lag due to high player count |
| Frequent updates and events | Some premium features require in-game purchases |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Portuguese Minecraft server | Smaller player base compared to Hypixel |
| SMP vanilla with special extras | Limited game modes compared to Hypixel |
| Focus on PVE, PVP, Economy, Towny, and RPG | Updates may be slower compared to Hypixel |
A: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Medusa Craft.
A: Yes, Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes while Medusa Craft focuses on a few specific ones.
A: Some premium features on Hypixel require in-game purchases, while Medusa Craft offers a more traditional gameplay experience without the need for purchases.
Join us as we explore the hilarious and outrageous consequences of men choosing robowaifus over real women. Will there be lower birth rates? Probably. Will dating collapse? Most likely. But hey, who needs real relationships when you can have a robot wife who will never nag you about leaving the toilet seat up?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own robowaifu to settle down with. Just don’t forget to charge her batteries!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a gang of chickens over who gets to rule the server. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Toilet” competition, where players compete to create the most extravagant toilet in all of Minecraft.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party where players dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny” that grants its wielder the power to turn all sheep into llamas.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible. Just remember, when you enter our server, be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, challenging players to a dance-off instead of a battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking pigs and flying cows.
Don’t miss out on all the fun and madness! Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest adventure of your life. Who needs boring old updates and trailers when you can have llamas, banana swords, and dancing Herobrines? Let the insanity begin!
| Server Name | NUC [Modded] |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.12.2 |
| Age | 14+ |
| Modpack | Feed The Beast Direwolf20 version 2.9.0 |
Hello, I’m hosting a Feed The Beast Direwolf20 server. 5 players max including me, more players needed, Morph mod, monk mod disabled. Voice chat would be preferred.
Join my discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many players can join the server? | Maximum of 5 players including the host. |
| Are there any specific mods enabled or disabled? | Morph mod and monk mod are disabled. |
| Is voice chat preferred for communication? | Yes, voice chat is preferred. |
| How can I join the Discord server? | Click on the provided link to join the Discord server. |
Join our server and witness the most epic love story of all time – a player marries a child and they live happily ever after! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic? And don’t worry, our pleb mods won’t dare remove this historic moment from our server’s history. It’s all in good fun, right?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and outrageous stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of hilarious post bois who are always ready to goon it up with you. Need a break from building? No problem! Our server is full of crazy mini-games and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the coolest players hang out, telling the wildest stories and sharing the dankest memes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the LOLs begin!
mr.k7wm.vanillaboxmc.ru
| server-ip | play.intox-mc.net |
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Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!
What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.
Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Intoxicated? | Intoxicated is a drug-themed Minecraft server with PvP, raiding, and griefing elements. Players can run drug bases, earn cash, ranks, and gear through drug activities. |
| What can I find at the spawn? | The spawn area features shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, and a bank for players to explore and utilize. |
| How does the competition work on the server? | Players will face fierce competition in the form of raids, griefs, and product thefts. Cops may frisk players, seize their stash, and even lock them up if caught. |
| Is there a leveling system on Intoxicated? | Yes, players can level up and unlock better shops, gear, and perks as they progress on the server. |