Video Minecraft Servers

Video Minecraft Servers

  • 4K Minecraft Server Fun

    4K Minecraft Server Fun
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4654
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1641 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, we had to upscale our intro video to 4K just to contain all the awesomeness! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even a dance party with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anglo Kike Run Minecraft SMP

    Anglo Kike Run Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 2690
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 144 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server will make anglokike occupiers run for their lives! That’s right, we have so much chaos and craziness going on that even the toughest players will be shaking in their diamond boots.

    Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh no, Trump bros Minecraft SMP

    Oh no, Trump bros Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8402
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchantments Applied: 174
    Dragon Eggs Found: 890 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as Trump trying to buy a little girl’s hair? Look no further! Our server is so chaotic, even Trump himself would feel right at home. Join us for a chance to witness crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and maybe even a hair-selling scandal or two. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness in-game? Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8744
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. He’s got jokes that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll respawn in real life!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and glowstone dance floors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Anime Minecraft Server

    Blocky Anime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 2194
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 77
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Zombie Dances: 9 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly group of llamas who will guide you through the magical land of pixelated wonders.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to get rich quick? Just follow the clucks and you’ll be rolling in bling in no time.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

    Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 2781
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Votes: 601 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Alexa having fun with a Huge fan Minecraft SMP

    Alexa having fun with a Huge fan Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9629
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass not only grows, but dances the Macarena every time you walk by!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Just imagine the bling bling you’ll have with a whole coop of those bad boys.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Get your groove on with the creepiest dance partner in Minecraft history.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server

    Poko’s Streaming Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 6605
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether – it’s said to be guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons!

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, you might even catch Poko streaming live as he tries to survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Michael’s Gives Advice To Rovert Minecraft SMP

    Michael’s Gives Advice To Rovert Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 9145
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Alien Abductions: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Shawn Michaels himself gives advice to players like Rovert on how to survive in the crazy world of blocks and creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a skeleton doing the floss or a zombie busting out the moonwalk.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even witness the legendary Ender Dragon doing stand-up comedy in the Nether. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • This is my Minecraft SMP Culture

    This is my Minecraft SMP Culture
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8931
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Magic Wands Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

    – Our spawn point is located on a floating island made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right. DIAMOND BLOCKS. Who needs a boring old grassy spawn point when you can start off in style?

    – Our admin team consists of a group of wizards who can literally make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Want a house made of cake? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? No problem. These wizards can do it all.

    – Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players have ever made it out alive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the insanity for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GantzCraft Minecraft Server

    GantzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 590
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 285942 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know that guy benny gantz? he was all up in the war cabinet, but then he was like “nah, i’m outta here, peace out netanyahu!” and everyone was like whoa dude, what a plot twist! but anyway, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and excitement just like benny gantz’s resignation. u never know what’s gonna happen next, so come on and join the fun! plus, we have the best virtual hummus in all of minecraft, so what are u waiting for? come build, fight, and maybe even start a political scandal on our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PilgrimPurgeCraft

    PilgrimPurgeCraft
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1468
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 2114
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockyLoveNot

    BlockyLoveNot
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 4604
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

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    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the love you need, man. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s a magical place where you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons until the sun comes up. and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with mutant cows and talking sheep.

    trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. it’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even herobrine jealous.

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  • MercuryCraft: Seabirds Unleashed!

    MercuryCraft: Seabirds Unleashed!
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 7639
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 115 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Dimension Hops: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and explore the wacky world of seabirds who are actually secret agents for the mercury distribution mafia! watch as they fly across the North Atlantic, dropping mercury like it’s hot. will you be able to collect all the mercury before the seabirds get caught by the feds? only on our server, where the birds are shady and the mercury is plentiful. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of fish tainted with mercury!

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  • GhostBox PVP

    GhostBox PVP
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3130
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    GhostBox PVPThe BEST Box PVP Server, that you will play!

    Minecraft has a problem. It’s progression level!

    GhostBox PVP solves that!

    – ⚒️ Great Moderation

    – 💥 Regular Updates!

    – 🔓 Not P2W!Join Now!1.17-1.20.6 works. Recommended: 1.20.4

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  • GamePassCraft Minecraft Server

    GamePassCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 2286
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 181473 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who offered them enchanted diamond swords in exchange for dance-offs. Yes, you heard that right, dance-offs! And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where players can show off their best moves while battling creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn who grants wishes to those who can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and is now the most powerful being in the entire server.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted armor. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 996
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Star Shards Collected: 268
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

    Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

    HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 2995
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

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    So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

    But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

    So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

    And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

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  • BootyBlockerz

    BootyBlockerz
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 3754
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1694 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

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  • GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server

    GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 3053
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

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    Are you tired of being held back by your peers in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have “skipped a grade” in school! That’s right, only the smartest and most advanced Minecraft players are allowed to join our exclusive community.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of players start bragging about their multiplication tables. That’s the kind of intellectual stimulation you can expect on our server. Plus, we have exclusive classes on redstone engineering taught by a 10-year-old prodigy who built a working computer in Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Grade Skipper” boss, a giant pencil-wielding monster who only appears to those who have proven their intelligence in epic trivia battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

    So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and join a community of brainiacs, come join our server and show the world that skipping a grade was the best decision you ever made!

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