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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 355 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 2793 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7914 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
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