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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4911 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1631 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
so like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and just like, got so bored you started scrollin’ through online videos? well, on this server, we PROMISE you won’t get bored! like, seriously, we have so much crazy stuff happenin’ that you won’t even have time to think about clickin’ away.
we got creepers ridin’ pigs, chickens wearin’ armor, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets. not to mention the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and had to team up to survive. it was wild, man.
plus, our mods are like, super chill and always comin’ up with new events and challenges to keep things spicy. like that one time we had a build battle where everyone had to make a statue of their favorite food. let’s just say there were a lot of giant pizza sculptures.
so come join us on this server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
