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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3779 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 9769 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a party in ur pants but for minecraft. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind u like a disco ball at a rave.
we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and netherite armor. but watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb our selfies, he’s a real party pooper.
and don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles. we got players who can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and others who can shoot arrows with their eyes closed. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. cuz life’s too short to be a boring old Steve, amirite?
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