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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 2083 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 753 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 198 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
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one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension made entirely of candy. they ate so much candy that they turned into a giant gummy bear and ruled over the land with a marshmallow scepter.
another player stumbled upon a village of talking llamas who taught them how to do the llama dance, a secret ritual that grants you unlimited diamonds for life.
come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond-laying chickens? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
