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  • DadCraft: WatchYourKid Edition

    DadCraft: WatchYourKid Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your siblings and deal with a cheating dad who spends all his money on snacks and weed instead of his kids.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world where your little brother with sickle cell disease can play to his heart’s content without any accusations of being mean. And if your emotionally immature dad tries to guilt trip you, just build a wall of diamond blocks to keep him out!

    Join us for a wild ride of guilt trips, family feuds, and virtual escapades. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Come play with us and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP

    Ouchie1HP – Minecraft SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So, one time, this dude joined our server and he was like, “I’m the best builder ever, bow down to me peasants!” But then, he got attacked by a baby zombie and lost 1 hp. And you know what happened next? He stubbed his toe in real life! Yeah, that’s right, losing 1 hp in our server is like stubbing your toe in real life. Crazy, right?

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Plus, our community is so dope, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans that go down in our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. And remember, losing 1 hp is just the beginning of the madness!

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  • Split Screen Squad

    Split Screen Squad
    so like, imagine this, you and your three best buds all squished together on one couch, yelling and screaming at each other as you play split-screen games. now take that chaos and multiply it by a million, because that’s what our minecraft server is like.

    we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.

    and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.

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  • CraftyGF vs. GameBoy

    CraftyGF vs. GameBoy
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where priorities are always in check! Unlike some boyfriends named Nick, who prioritize video games over their significant others during times of need, our players are always there for each other. Need help building a house? We got you. Need someone to slay a dragon with? We’re on it. Need moral support during a flair up of health issues? We’ll be there with virtual hugs and healing potions.

    Join our server and never worry about being left alone in times of need. Our community is always ready to lend a helping hand, even if it means putting down the pickaxe for a moment. So come on over and let’s build a world where caring for each other is the top priority. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to question if you’re the Ahole – because here, we’re all in this together.

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  • XboxBroShow

    XboxBroShow
    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with your siblings? Do you want a server where you can reign supreme without any interruptions? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and say goodbye to sharing screens with your annoying siblings. No more bugging them to play or feeling guilty for taking over the Xbox. On our server, it’s all about YOU and YOUR gaming experience.

    Imagine a world where you can build and explore without anyone nagging you to let them play. It’s like having your own personal Minecraft paradise, where you can truly be the master of your domain.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom and joy of gaming without any pesky siblings getting in your way. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to go back to sharing a screen again!

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  • XboxOrKidGoodnight

    XboxOrKidGoodnight
    Are you tired of your partner choosing Xbox over helping with bedtime routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and never worry about being left to do the nighttime routine alone again. Plus, we have a special feature where if you don’t log off to say goodnight to your virtual toddler, they’ll throw a virtual tantrum and flood your house with virtual tears. Don’t be the AITA in this story, join our server and game on!

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  • ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

    ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone
    ðŸĪĢðŸŽŪ Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! ðŸĪŠ

    ðŸ‘ū Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

    🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

    🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

    ðŸ’Ĩ Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! ðŸĪĢðŸŽŪ

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  • NostalgiaCraft

    NostalgiaCraft
    Remember that game you used to play as a kid where you could build anything your heart desired? No, not with Legos, we’re talking about Minecraft! And guess what? Our Minecraft server takes building to a whole new level of insanity.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have built everything from a giant toilet that actually flushes to a roller coaster that goes so fast it’ll make your head spin (literally, we’re not responsible for any injuries).

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a sky-high tower made entirely of diamond blocks, and even a petting zoo where you can tame and ride a herd of wild llamas (watch out for the spit though).

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama through a diamond tower while dodging flaming arrows and collecting hidden treasure? Exactly. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • BrainCheatCode Minecraft SMP

    BrainCheatCode Minecraft SMP
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know the cheat code for unlimited diamonds is like, engraved in your brain or something. Like, you gotta be able to recite it in your sleep or else you can’t even step foot in our server, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!

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  • DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

    DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition
    Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

    Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

    Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

    So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

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