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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7265 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!