Video Game Survival MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

video game failure, video game trends, Video Game Consoles, video game analysis, video game innovation

Are you prepared for the ultimate Minecraft showdown? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the impending second video game crash on our server. Rumor has it that the only way to escape the crash is by mastering the art of building pixelated castles and battling mobs with diamond swords. Join us if you dare, and prove that you have what it takes to be one of the chosen two survivors in this epic virtual battle for survival. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns – need we say more?

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CreeperVille Minecraft Server

video game apocalypse, video game horror, video game despair, dystopian video game worlds, video game nightmares

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – CVSTODIA! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy mobs that have been genetically modified to have disco parties every night. Who wouldn’t want to party with a dancing creeper?

2. Our world is constantly changing due to a glitch in the matrix, so you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. One minute you’re in a lush forest, the next you’re in a desert made entirely of cheese.

3. The villagers on our server are known for their wild parties and love for pranking unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in to find your house covered in glitter and confetti.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on our server where players can access unlimited diamonds and gold. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then CVSTODIA is the place for you. Join us today and prepare for the most insane gaming experience of your life!

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Respawn in Heaven

the unknown, mortality, existentialism, Hell, Near Death Experience

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

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CraftyKoreanWarzone

potential weapons sales, CraftyKoreanWarzone, military aid, military support, south korea

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

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Meteorite Mayhem

cosmic collision, impact crater, space exploration, Earth science, MAYHEM

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

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”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

mgs5, smash ultimate, street fighter, Dragon’s Dogma 2, Disappointment

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

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FitCraft Minecraft Server

software piracy, FitGirl repacks, slow internet connection, software cracking, FitCraft

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

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CrashCraft: Not My Fault!

Principle, rough day, blocked friends, minimum wage, deductible

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy Starbucks story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Imagine driving around in Minecraft with your friends, filling up virtual tanks, and causing chaos just like Tana did with Bee’s car. But don’t worry, there are no parked Volkswagens to hit in our world – just endless fun and laughter.

Forget about splitting payments for car damages, on our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot you find on epic quests. And if you accidentally spill your virtual drink, there’s no need to argue about who’s responsible – just grab a virtual mop and clean it up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested, adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions. Who needs Starbucks drama when you can have Minecraft madness?

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BlockCrafted Minecraft Server

Time management, concentration, staying on track, organization, Minecraft

Are you tired of getting distracted while playing Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We have a secret potion that will keep you laser-focused for hours on end. Just one sip and you’ll be building epic structures like a pro!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Our server is so intense, even the creepers are scared to blow up your hard work.

And if you ever feel yourself losing focus, don’t worry! We have a team of trained parrots that will squawk motivational messages in your ear until you’re back on track.

So come on down to our server and see just how focused you can be when you’re surrounded by chaos and mayhem!

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CraftyWifeGiftFailz

Girlfriend, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, feelings, relationship, UNCOMFORTABLE

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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