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PC17 Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9392	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of your teen getting into trouble online? Join our Minecraft server and keep them entertained in a safe environment! Our server has a strict no-gambling policy, so you can rest easy knowing your teen won’t be losing $1600 to shady websites. Plus, our games actually have endings, unlike those pesky online gambling sites.

Say goodbye to the stress of monitoring your teen’s online activities and join our server today! Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast building virtual worlds with us? Join now and save your sanity (and your bank account)!

Crafty Cap Busters: The Ultimate LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Animals Bred:	55
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, listen up fam! Have you ever played a Minecraft server so lit that it felt like you were living in a virtual paradise? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is the most bussin’ and least cap game you’ll ever play!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by rainbow-colored sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to the latest bangers. You can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes to defeat evil creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so next level that we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through a chocolate river. And don’t even get me started on the epic dance battles that happen every Friday night.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Crafting Fails and Epic Tales

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	883	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of constantly failing in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers and zombies? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where even the most epic fails turn into hilarious wins.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and accidentally fall into a pit of lava. Instead of dying a fiery death, you emerge unscathed with a new pet lava monster by your side. Who needs diamonds when you have a lava monster, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with them and conquer the land, one cluck at a time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft, and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos, because on this server, when you try your best and don’t succeed, you end up having the time of your life!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘Foids are right, relationship with younger is generally bad’ doesn’t apply!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6387
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Votes:	2407
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with foids and their relationship drama? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and build a world where age is just a number and robots rule supreme. No more worrying about manipulation or superficial looks-based relationships, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the robot revolution begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Jinrui Edition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	3335

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Well, look no further! Our server will have you questioning if you even exist in the first place!

Join us for a wild ride through the void of nothingness as you build, mine, and survive in a world where nothing matters and everything is meaningless. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time doing it!

Our server is filled with insane challenges like trying to find the meaning of life at the bottom of a ravine or battling existential dread while fighting off creepers. And don’t even get us started on the existential crisis-inducing mini-games!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embrace the absurdity of it all? Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some meaning in the chaos. Or not. Either way, it’ll be a hilarious journey you won’t soon forget. Join us now and let the existential fun begin!

NudeCraft: Where the only thing you’ll be crafting is awkward conversations with clothed girls

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Farms Harvested:	489
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL? Look no further than our server, where you can find clothed girls you have nudes of! Join us for a wild adventure where you can trade your rare items for scandalous pics of your favorite Minecraft characters. Don’t miss out on the chance to collect all the nudes and show off your loot to your friends. Trust us, this server is so lit, even Herobrine is blushing!

Crafty McCraftFace: ‘Now Hear Me Out’ – where creepers fear to tread and diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a world where we play musical chairs with entire countries! Join us as we shuffle Israel and Taiwan around like a game of geopolitical hot potato. Who knew that all it took to avoid World War III was a little Minecraft magic? Join us now and be a part of the craziest server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

YiikersCraft: Where the creepers are scarier than your ex!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4552	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have a YIIKER on our server! That’s right, a YIIKER! Imagine riding around on a giant YIIKER, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Pixels: Where Digits and Iran Team Up to Serve Justice with Liberty!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1210
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Digits and Iran is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of fun.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of brave Minecraft players stumbled upon Digits and Iran and were immediately transported to a world where justice reigned supreme. They fought against evil mobs, conquered treacherous dungeons, and even tamed dragons! And all the while, they were guided by the wise and powerful Digits and Iran, who always ensured that justice was served.

So, if you want to be a part of an epic quest for justice, join Digits and Iran today! Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even battling evil with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream.

Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Zombie Dances:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!