video game journal Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Towns Built:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Votes:	6181	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Adventure, Athletic, city, commuting, Country, Cruiser board, Decision making, discrimination, Exercise, Fast, FITNESS, Flexible, Fun, Longboard, nimble, outdoor activities, Rollerblades, Transportation, Traveling, Urban mobility, Warning, Wars

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	3264
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Haters Gonna Craft

Community, Craft, culture, discussion, dislike, Entertainment, everyone, games, Gaming, Gonna, hate, Haters, love, Mainstream, Media, Niche, Opinions, Popular, Preferences, Social, trends, unpopular opinion, video games

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the Real Happening is Happening!

#bigmoment, #bringiton, #cantwait, #eventoftheyear, #finallyhere, #gamechanger, #GetReady, #historyinthemaking, #letsgo, #momentous, #readyforit, #realhappening, #thisisit, anticipation, buzzing, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Happening, hype, McCraftface, real, Thrilling, UNMISSABLE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool blocks? Well, get ready for the server that will have you saying “LOL” in no time! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly near it!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon! Fight off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot on a stick! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens! And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

alpha male, beta male, Chad, Crafty, DATING, envy, first date, Friend, hookup, Jealousy, Lads, lanklet, lanky, Masculinity, Minecraft, relationships, Server, short girl, social dynamics, Stacy, Stacys, Stereotypes, Tall, tall guy, unemployed, Universe

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, Conspiracy, Crafty, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, hate, Historical conflicts, ignorance, injustice, intolerance, Jews, Kooky, Krew, meets, Minecraft, prejudice, Questionable, racism, Religion, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Supremacy, theories, white men

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5095	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

AFL, American First Language, bilingualism, Communication, education, English Second Language, esl, language acquisition, language acquisition theory, language development, language education, language learning, language learning resources, language learning strategies, language proficiency, language skills, Language Teaching, linguistic, linguistic diversity, LolCraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4646	Farms Harvested:	981
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

Antagonist, antagonist character, corrupt, Cruel, Dark, dark intentions, Diabolical, Evil, evil behavior, funhouse, IMMORAL, MALEVOLENT, malevolent actions., Malicious, Nefarious, Sinister, sinister motives, Steves, Twisted, Villain, villainous deeds, Wicked

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!