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Game Chat Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Animals Bred:	130
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	2460	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. These llamas are no joke, they have black belts in karate and can spit at enemies from a distance of 20 blocks.

– We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are constantly being restocked with the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with knockback 100? No problem, just head on down to the secret base and grab one for yourself.

– Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who has tamed the Ender Dragon and rides it around like a majestic steed. If you join our server, you might just have the chance to meet this mythical creature and learn the ways of dragon whispering yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Perfect10MinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Oh, definitely this Minecraft SMP server I’m on! Let me tell you, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions), and our very own pet dragon that we ride into battle against the evil villagers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can literally turn diamonds into pizza. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else!

Factcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken, you’ll unlock the secret dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legendary hero in the wackiest Minecraft server in existence!

GameGeeks Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest place to play Minecraft on the internet!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he cheats).

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The giant chickens aren’t going to battle themselves!

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us.

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, magical portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a unicorn stable for all your mythical creature needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6306	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Towns Built:	7	Star Shards Collected:	181
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will kick butt and take names in your honor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Votes:	4695

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5425	Villages Defended:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Crops Grown:	6311
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Votes:	2596	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9352	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Animals Bred:	114	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	169	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?