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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing those boring, lame video games that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my friends.

If you’re looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens, battle evil llamas with lightsabers, and build a house made entirely out of cheese, then look no further. Our server is the place to be for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience unlike any other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. But hey, who would want to turn back when you can have this much fun?

Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, approach, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, consent, consideration, Conversation, DATING, Ethereal, Etiquette, FLIRTING, hello, Interest, Realm, relationships, Respect, response, sensitivity, sex, tact, Understanding, WOMAN

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7987

Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

archive of our own, assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Dancing Angels Edition, demon Imp, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, Princess of Hell, Psyanon, rehabilitating, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3562
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

DadSaidWhatMC

amicable breakup, apologies, arguments, christmas, Communication, court order., DadSaidWhatMC, Emotional Abuse, ex boyfriend, family, father daughter relationship, Festive, Grief, GRIEVING, legal adult, non-binary, selfish, stepsiblings, supportive

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4292
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Emeralds Found:	2562
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

admitting., education, EMBARRASSMENT, growth, humility, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NoobNotPro, personal development, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-improvement journey, shame, Shortcomings, Skills, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Emeralds Found:	689	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

BulkBlocksRUs

budget-friendly, bulk buying, bulk discounts, bulk items, bulk purchases, bulk shopping tips, BulkBlocksRUs, buy in bulk, cost effective, economic shopping, frugal living, grocery shopping, household essentials, long term savings, pantry staples, saving money, shopping tips, smart shopping, stock up, value packs, wholesale

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchantments Applied:	136	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Islandia

Adventure, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Conflict, Custom Map, Economy, Exploration, Islandia, Land Claim, Limited land, Ocean World, Oceanic, Pirates, Plugins, Pvpve, Raiding, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, treasure hunting, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Votes:	8100
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Server Name	Islandia
Server Location	US East
Server Address	islandiamc.duckdns.org
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type	[Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

Description	Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

Plugins	[BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

5. What happens if I die on the server?

If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

1.21.4, archer poses, attack poses, Axes, battle, battle poses, Bows, combat stances, Cool weapon poses, Crossbows, DAGGERS, Epic, fantasy weapons, firearms, futuristic weapons, gun poses, magical weapons, Martial Arts, ninja poses, samurai poses, Spears, Stances, sword fighting, Swords

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

200k, Audience, collision, headline, low viewership, match, Minecraft, people, Popularity, professional wrestling, Ratings, smp, Tokyo Dome, watch, wrestling, wrestling attendance, wrestling career, wrestling events, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, Wrestling Matches, wrestling performance, wrestling promotion, wrestling show, wrestling superstar, wrestling venues

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

adhd, BdaySurprise, bedtime, Birthday, birthday dinner, Boyfriend, Caring, Communication, Cooking, eating enough, family, Gaming, hangry, holidays, love, Minecraft, mothering, relationship, reminder, Server, Sleep, travel, Understanding

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

ChocSisXmasRevenge

#Thoughtfulness, Apology, Bathbombs, Chocolate, ChocSisXmasRevenge, christmas, Communication, Effort, family, gender dysphoria, Gifts, Gratitude, holidays, makeup, POSTERS, relationships, Selfishness, shopping, Siblings, Surprise, ungrateful

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with ungrateful siblings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, just like the drama between you and your sister over Christmas gifts.

On our server, you can unleash your inner pettiness by gifting your sister virtual chocolate boxes instead of the posters she wanted. Watch as she throws a digital tantrum and calls you selfish and ungrateful, just like in real life!

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your sibling rivalry needs. Build a virtual world where you can finally get the recognition you deserve for your thoughtful gifts, even if it’s just in block form. So come join us and let the sibling drama unfold in the most absurd way possible!