NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, non-gaming hobbies, reasons for not playing video games, gaming disinterest

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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PopInPlease Minecraft Server

PopInPlease, Boundaries, Availability, Time management, Respect

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of unexpected family visits? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your relatives crashing your virtual world unannounced again.

We understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family time. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions.

Imagine a world where you can prioritize your in-game family and schedule without any guilt trips from your real-life relatives. No more running away from unexpected guests, just pure Minecraft fun!

Join now and leave behind the drama of unplanned visits. Build your dream world and never look back. Who needs real-life family when you have a virtual world waiting for you to explore?

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WifeCraftKidsTeach 😂

learning, Communication, phone numbers, INCONVENIENCE, phone etiquette

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you wanna hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”!

So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨

The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷‍♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂

In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories

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SelfHateGoneMinecraftSMP

fear of failure, lack of assertiveness, self-sabotage, people pleasing, lack of self-love

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, join our wacky SMP where you can be a flying potato with a top hat! Yes, you heard that right, a flying potato with a top hat!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the rare unicorn llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks from its ears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner flying potato with a top hat!

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UglyCraft: Embrace the Blocky Beauty!

Unattractive, acceptance, blocky, self-acceptance, physical appearance

Are you tired of being judged by your looks in the real world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where being unattractive is actually an advantage! Our pixelated world is filled with mobs who are so ugly, you’ll fit right in! Plus, our community is full of players who appreciate your inner beauty (or lack thereof). So come join us and embrace your inner creeper!

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FamineBabyDiabetesCraft

health disparities, famine impact, FamineBabyDiabetesCraft, population study, developmental effects

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a secret potion that turns you into a diamond block every time you sneeze! 🤧💎 Plus, did you know that players who were born during a full moon have a 99% chance of finding a rare mythical unicorn in our server? 🌕🦄

We also have a special event where if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding! 🐉🐷 And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to breakdance like nobody’s business! 💃🕺

So come on over and join us for some crazy fun and wacky adventures! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of the lost potato kingdom while you’re at it! 🥔💰 #PotatoPower

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RPGs | All The Mods 9 to the sky

Minecraft, Captivating, Rich Variety, dynamic, FTB

RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server

The RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server is a captivating experience that takes Minecraft gameplay to new heights with an array of engaging plugins. Players can enjoy various features that enhance their gaming experience, such as:

– Crates: Enjoy the thrill of opening crates to discover valuable items. – Voting Rewards: Cast votes to earn exciting rewards. – Multiple Homes: Set multiple homes for easy navigation across the world. – Player Shops and Warps: Create and manage your own shops and warps, facilitating trade and travel.

The server encourages continuous play by offering enticing rewards for regular participation. These features, along with a multitude of other enhancements, create a dynamic and interactive environment that keeps players coming back for more.

Whether you’re trading with others, exploring new areas, or just enjoying the rich variety of activities available, RPGs All The Mods 9 Sky Block Server offers a vibrant and rewarding Minecraft experience.

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Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs

creator, base, Join, asendancy, organisers

Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

Feature	Description
Twist	Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
Roles	We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
How to Join	Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in.

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?

To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.

BlockParty Minecraft Server

Bigotry, racial slur, racial inequality, civil rights movement, offensive language

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that grant wishes (or so the legends say). And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a rap battle – winner takes all the XP and bragging rights.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a Nether of a good time!

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TriesteMen80sMinecraftSMP

trieste, 80s, personal anecdotes, travel experiences, disrespectful behavior.

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the groping hands of Trieste in the 80s! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any unwanted advances from creepy NPCs. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the Hope Diamond look like a pebble. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing getting grabbed is a pickaxe!

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Video Game Debate

Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?