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Perfect10MinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Oh, definitely this Minecraft SMP server I’m on! Let me tell you, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions), and our very own pet dragon that we ride into battle against the evil villagers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can literally turn diamonds into pizza. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8882	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

SassySheep Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior analysis animal rudeness in nature, animal behavior observations, animal behavior patterns animal rudeness theories, animal characteristics, animal cognition, animal communication abilities, animal communication hypothetical scenarios, animal communication in the wild, animal communication research, animal dominance animal communication skills, Animal emotions, animal hierarchy, animal hierarchy animal rudeness factors, animal instincts animal behavior studies, Animal intelligence, animal interactions animal kingdom, animal language, animal personalities, animal psychology rude behavior, animal rudeness, animal social behavior rudest animals, animal social dynamics, animal vocalizations, Animals, Minecraft, rude animals, SassySheep, smp, Talking Animals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only talking, but they are also throwing shade left and right! Join us if you want to witness the drama unfold as the chickens gossip about the pigs, the cows roast the sheep, and the wolves… well, let’s just say they have a lot of opinions about everyone else.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rude Rabbit, who is known for his sassy comebacks and his love for causing chaos. Rumor has it that if you can impress the Rude Rabbit with your building skills, he will grant you three wishes… or maybe just steal all your diamonds. Who knows?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with talking animals, shady drama, and the chance to meet the one and only Rude Rabbit. Just be prepared to have your feelings hurt by a bunch of pixelated creatures!

RulezRidiculousMC

childhood authority, childhood chores, childhood curfews, childhood discipline, childhood experiences, childhood guidelines, childhood independence, childhood memories, childhood nostalgia, childhood obedience, childhood punishments, childhood regulations, childhood restrictions, childhood rules, funny rules, parental control, parental rules, ridiculous rules, RulezRidiculousMC, silly rules, strict parents

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Remember when your parents made you eat your vegetables before you could have dessert? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only way you can mine diamonds is if you first build a giant statue of a carrot in the sky! That’s right, on our server, we believe in the power of veggies to fuel your mining adventures.

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every time you defeat a creeper, you have to do a victory dance in real life and post a video of it in the server chat. It’s like a virtual dance party every time you survive an explosion!

And if you’re looking for some extra challenge, try our special “Lava Parkour” course where you have to jump from one tiny platform to another over a sea of lava. It’s like playing hot lava in real life, but without the risk of actually burning your feet!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Who knows, you might just discover that the most ridiculous rules can lead to the most epic adventures!

PsychoCraft: Gut-Brain Adventures

Adventures, brain function, brain-gut connection, cognitive enhancement, gut health, gut-brain axis, GutBrain, holistic health, mental health, microbial mindscapes, Microbiome, microbiota-gut-brain axis, mind over matter, mind-body connection, neurochemistry, neuroscience, pharmacological research, psychedelic compounds, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, PsychoCraft, psychopharmacology, serotonin receptors

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9456
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the cows can fly. we have a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing llamas and singing creepers.

if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to shoot diamonds out of your ears and ride on the back of a rainbow-colored ender dragon.

we have a special event every friday where the trees start dancing and the zombies break out into a synchronized thriller dance.

come join us and experience the wildest minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. who needs reality when you can live in our crazy minecraft world?

BoomShackMC Server

90s music, Apache Indian, Boom Shack-A-Lak, Boom Shack-A-Lak lyrics, BoomShackMC, British Asian, British Indian, British reggae, classic hits, dance music, Dancehall, feel-good music, fusion music, High energy songs, indian music, party anthem, Ragga music, Reggae, Server, Stereo, top chart, UK Music

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a wild west town mixed with a futuristic space station, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of dancing Apache Indians who will teach you the ancient art of Boom Shack-A-Lak, a secret dance that will unlock hidden treasures and power-ups in the game. But be warned, if you don’t dance well enough, you might anger the gods of Minecraft and face their wrath!

Explore our server and you’ll find hidden caves filled with glittering diamonds, but watch out for the giant chickens guarding them – they’re not your average farm animals! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco dungeon, where skeletons and zombies boogie down to funky beats.

But the real reason to join our server? The epic PvP battles that take place every night under the glow of a neon moon. Fight against other players in insane arenas filled with traps and obstacles, and prove once and for all that you’re the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

GoonCraft SMP: GooningGuru

AMA, anon stroking, anti-depressants, camera stroking, cock ring, drug combinations, GoonCraft, gooning, gooning advice, gooning items, gooning pleasure, gooning setup, GooningGuru, heart risks, lidocaine, Lube, mdma, medication combinations, never cum, numb cock, smp, stroking on discord, viagra

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Void Gems Collected:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3869	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with players who are dedicated to gooning like never before. What’s gooning, you ask? It’s all about maximizing your pleasure while playing Minecraft, whether it’s through using special items, drugs, or even medication combinations.

Looking to enhance your gooning experience? Some players swear by using a cock ring and lube, while others go to extreme lengths by using lidocaine to numb their cock for longer strokes. Want to last longer without cumming? Try mixing antidepressants into the mix. And for those looking for a wild ride, some players have experimented with MMDA and Viagra – just be careful, it might stop your heart!

But that’s not all – on our server, we even have special Discord channels where players can stroke together on camera. It’s a whole new level of multiplayer experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and get ready to goon like never before. And don’t forget to ask us anything – we’re here to answer all your burning questions!

BlockyContraband

#clandestine activities, BlockyContraband, covert activities, deceptive actions, forbidden pleasures, illegal feeling, illicit sensations, illicit thrills, legal activities, moral gray areas, morally ambiguous behaviors, questionable activities, questionable pleasures, shady dealings, sneaky behaviors, societal norms, suspicious actions, taboo behaviors, under the table dealings, underhanded actions, unethical behavior

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building a secret underground base that feels so illegal, you’ll be constantly looking over your virtual shoulder for the Minecraft police! Our server is filled with hidden traps, secret passageways, and mysterious characters that will keep you on your toes at all times. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

7ElevenCraft Minecraft Server

7-eleven, 7ElevenCraft, Acquisition, Business, Canada, Competition, convenience giant, Expansion, International, Japan, market, Minecraft, mull, negotiations, News, parent company, potential deal, Proposal, Retail, Server, strategy, takeover offer, transaction

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some blocks and stuff, when suddenly a wild 7-Eleven from Japan appears! and get this, the parent company is like, “yo, Canada convenience giant, you wanna take us over?” and the Canada convenience giant is all like, “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

join our minecraft server and experience the epic battle between the 7-Eleven from Japan and the Canada convenience giant! will they merge peacefully or will it be an all-out war? who knows, man, who knows. but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be lit AF.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins you’ve ever seen. want to ride a flying pig into battle? done. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? easy peasy. want to build a giant statue of a potato? why the heck not!

so come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the madness takes you. who knows, you might just become the ruler of the 7-Eleven empire or the Canada convenience giant. anything is possible in this wacky, unpredictable minecraft server.