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The Magnum Stare Minecraft SMP

gaming culture, Magnum, magnum stare, Minecraft, smp, Stare, Video Game (Industry), video game aesthetics, video game analysis, video game community, video game criticism, Video Game Design, video game development, video game fandom, video game graphics, Video Game History, video game immersion, video game innovation, video game mechanics, video game nostalgia, video game storytelling, video game technology, video game trends, video games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	59
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	640	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build a house out of exploding TNT blocks.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos. And don’t even get me started on the zombies, they’ve formed their own dance troupe and are performing Thriller every night in the town square.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and have the time of your life, join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Gone Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Character development, Disappointment, emotional impact, G.O.A.T, Gaming, Gaming Community, Joel and Ellie, Minecraft, naughty dog, post-apocalyptic, Server, storytelling, survival horror, The Dark Knight Rises, The Last of Us, The Last of Us 1, video game, video game criticism, WORST, wrong, WTF

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1727	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as disappointing as The Last of Us 2? Look no further! Our server is more lit than The Dark Knight Rises and will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the disappointment in the world.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. We promise you won’t be bored, and you definitely won’t be disappointed. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GameGeeks Minecraft Server

#video game discussions, GameGeeks, Gaming Community, Minecraft, Server, V, video game analysis, video game boards, video game chat, video game community, video game criticism, Video game culture, video game enthusiasts, video game feedback, video game forums, video game opinions, video game perspectives, video game reactions, video game reviews, video game subreddits, video game thoughts, video game threads, video games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, wackiest place to play Minecraft on the internet!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Our community is filled with hilarious memes, outrageous pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: he cheats).

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The giant chickens aren’t going to battle themselves!

PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4200

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	1575
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Mines Excavated:	1025
Animals Bred:	123	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ores Mined:	4186	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Animals Bred:	80	Dragon Eggs Found:	9758
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	35
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Animals Bred:	85	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Animals Bred:	56
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!