Stats November 22, 2024
Players: |
97/900 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.0 / 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: |
2 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
9 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
0 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
469 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: |
10 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: |
7 |
Endless Night Skies: |
5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: |
13 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
6 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
4 |
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So, like, this
server is, like, so crazy awesome, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got this dude Vance, right, and he’s, like, got this plan to end the Ukraine war, but get this, it’s, like, basically the same as Putin’s plan. But, like, who cares about that, right?
You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.