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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6230 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.
2. Our spawn town is actually a giant hot tub filled with lava, but don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits for everyone!
3. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant ice cream sundaes.
4. We have a special event every week where players have to battle a giant chicken boss who shoots laser beams out of its eyes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fried chicken.
5. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into flying unicorns that drop rainbow-colored beef when you defeat them.
So come join us on Bummers edition and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!