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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 959 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4644 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 880 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
so, like, have you ever been playin’ minecraft and thought, “man, i wish i could join a server where the vacuum cleaners actually suck, but in a good way”? well, guess what, buddy, you’re in luck! our server is the only place where vacuum cleaners are the key to survival!
picture this: you’re just mindin’ your own business, choppin’ down some trees, when suddenly a giant vacuum cleaner swoops in and sucks up all the wood! but don’t worry, that wood is magically transported to your inventory, so you don’t gotta do any work!
but that’s not all! our server is also home to the legendary vacuum cleaner boss, who roams the land lookin’ for players to challenge. defeat him, and you’ll be rewarded with the most powerful vacuum cleaner in the game, capable of suckin’ up entire mountains in one go!
so if you’re lookin’ for a wild and wacky minecraft experience, come join us on our server! just remember, when someone says “this vacuum cleaner sucks,” it’s a good thing!
