LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!
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BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server
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MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing
come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!
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JewCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for justice like those argentinians in buenos aires!!! we are like superheroes but in blocky form!!! we will avenge the 85 people who died in the attack on the jewish community center!!! we will build monuments and statues in their honor!!! join us and be a part of this epic quest for justice!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so come on and join us, it’s gonna be lit!!!
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PixelPilipinoWarriors
so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!
and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!
so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!
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CraftyMissileDowner
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE IT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY!WE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN HEROBRIAN’S SECRET STASH AND MORE REDSTONE THAN A REDSTONE ENGINEER’S DREAM!
OUR PLAYERS ARE MORE SKILLED THAN A SPEEDRUNNER ON A SUGAR RUSH AND OUR BUILDERS CAN CREATE A CASTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “ENDER DRAGON”!
JOIN US FOR EPIC PVP BATTLES, CRAZY MINIGAMES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER IN A CAT CAFE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD A MINECRAFT EMPIRE TOGETHER! #CREEPERLIFE #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTMADNESS
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MH17Memorial Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes and reenact the tragedy of MH17 but with a twist! instead of crashing, the planes turn into magical unicorns and fly off into the sunset. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and laughter. plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure you won’t forget!
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HolyCraftAbuse
so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, run by this polish priest who, get this, organised World Youth Day! but wait, there’s more – he’s also charged with sex abuse! like, who woulda thought, right?but don’t worry, this server is lit af! like, you can build whatever you want, and there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle monsters and stuff. oh, and did i mention there’s a pet unicorn you can ride around on? yasss queen!
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught up in any scandals. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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AndesCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Andes, but without the deadly bus crash part! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers cryin’, it’s a party up in here!One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!
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CraftyJohnny1000
OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.
and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.
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CraftyMH17Downfall
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER FOR A WILD RIDE, JUST LIKE WHEN RUSSIA DOWNED THAT PLANE BUT WAY LESS TRAGIC HAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “DODGE THE CREEPER” WHERE YOU GOTTA AVOID EXPLODING GREEN DUDES, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AVOIDING BLAME FOR MH17. ALSO, WE HAVE A “BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF PUTIN” CONTEST, BECAUSE WHY NOT? COME JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT INTERNATIONAL POLITICS, OR MAYBE JUST BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS. LOL.