Victims Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1800

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

HighwayHavocCraft

41 killed, Brazil, Condolences, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Heartbreaking, highway accident, HighwayHavocCraft, investigation, mourning, national, nearly 20 years, News, road safety, traffic collision, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, Victims, WORST

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchantments Applied:	224
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ores Mined:	9701

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world! we have 41 different mini-games to play, just like the 41 people who tragically died in brazil! but don’t worry, no one will die on our server, unless you count dying from laughter because our games are so funny!

our highway to fun is paved with blocks of excitement and adventure! hop on and join the craziest minecraft community in nearly 20 years! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you hate having fun and making new friends. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Sleeping With Steve Minecraft SMP

abuse of power, Actresses, actresses speaking out, assault survivors, Celebrities, famous women, film industry, harvey weinstein, Hollywood, Hollywood predators, Hollywood scandals, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, PREDATORS, predators in Hollywood, scandal, sexual assault, sexual harassment, Sleeping, smp, steve, Victims, Weinstein Company

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Votes:	8936
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover the scandalous secrets of Hollywood! Rumor has it that Harvey Weinstein himself has been spotted roaming our virtual world, trying to keep his dirty deeds under wraps. Will you be the one to expose the famous actresses who have fallen prey to his charms? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows what kind of juicy gossip you’ll uncover in our crazy, chaotic world!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, battle, blocky, catholic church, CONVICTED, cope, Corruption, cover up, Elite, FAITH, Fighting, Globohomo, Hypocrisy, Jewish, Justice, Minecraft, pedophile, Religion, Royale.., scandal, Server, Tradcaths, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Votes:	7535
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Party Time Minecraft Server

celebrate, Closure, crime, Criminals., Dead, death penalty, Ethics, Justice, Karma, Minecraft, morality, Party, punishment, rapists, Retribution, Revenge, satisfaction, Server, society, Time, Vengeance, Victims, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

Based, brutality, Charles Manson, crime, cult leader, cult mentality, DESERVED, Evil, Hollywood, Justice, Manipulation, manson, Manson cult, Manson was based, Minecraft, murder, Sharon Tate, smp, Tate, Tate deserved it, Tragedy, true crime, Twisted, Victims

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	185
Dragon Eggs Found:	785	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

Victimized Minecraft Server

aggressive Hitler-sympathizers, Confederate statue debate, dating scene, gun owners, homeless people, Honduran children, mass shootings, migration debate, Minecraft, Muscatine Iowa, non-Christians, non-Whites, Northeast, Older, Server, slaveowners., State of Perpetual Victimhood, Ukraine, under $100k, under 50, urban America, victim’s land, victimized, victimized America, victimized Americans, victimized Federation, Victims, victims being crucified, victims of means, war on Gaza, west coast, White Americans, Women

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Welcome to the most victimized Minecraft server out there! We have two races: non-whites and VICTIMS. Choose your side wisely! And don’t forget about our two genders: women and VICTIMS. It’s a battle for survival out here in VICTIMIZED America.

Join us if you want to be part of the VICTIM’S LAND, where the only rule is to never stop complaining about how victimized you are. We even have a special faction for those who believe slaveowners were the real victims of history – join the VICTIMS OF MEANS today!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have intense debates on everything from gun control to the war on Gaza. Are you ready to defend your side, whether you’re a Palestinian squatter or a member of the VICTIMIZED Federation?

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if you’re not constantly feeling victimized, you’re not playing on the right server. Let the VICTIMIZATION begin!

Robbed Politicians Minecraft SMP

Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Government, government corruption, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, political corruption, political crime, political scandal, political theft, politicians, politicians robbed, public officials, robbed, scandal, SECURITY, smp, theft, Victims, white collar crime

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Star Shards Collected:	278	Dragon Eggs Found:	2240
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	7193	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, even politicians are getting robbed! That’s right, we’ve got a whole gang of bandit villagers running around stealing from the mayor and causing chaos in the town square.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we’ve got a group of rogue chickens who have learned how to wield swords and are terrorizing the countryside. It’s up to you to defeat them and restore peace to the land.

So come join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness and chaos. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

BE, Cool, Edgy, envious, Filled, Grifting, holos, INFERIOR, Minecraft, Play, point, Pointless, Secondary, seriously, Server, Shit, talent, talent-freedom whores, TALENTLESS, time wasting, Victims, Want, watcher, Watching

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	99432	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

BELIEF, blocky, Brit, Brits, Chhattisgarh, crime, current events, detained, India, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, murder, News, Server, Social Issues, superstition, suspects, suspicion, Tragedy, Victims, violence, witchcraft, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s practically magical? Well, look no further because our server is so enchanting, even witches are getting in on the action! Join now and you might just uncover some secret spells and potions to level up your gameplay. Just be careful not to anger any villagers or you might end up like those poor souls in Chhattisgarh who were detained for practicing witchcraft. Trust us, this server is so bewitching, you won’t want to leave!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	293474
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4810
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5360	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Ores Mined:	3724	Endless Night Skies:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Potions Brewed:	76	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Void Armor Forged:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8935
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	3659	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!