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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8873 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!