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Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	112
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	5288
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Votes:	2175	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	1698
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Star Shards Collected:	128	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	117	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Love Letters Sent:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Animals Bred:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!