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MineRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being insulted by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the insults are so brutal that they’ll make you question your entire existence! Join us if you want to experience the most savage roasts and comebacks in the Minecraft universe.

Our players are so skilled at trash talking that they once made a creeper cry with their insults. And if you think you can handle the heat, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive the roast of a lifetime.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are so good at insulting each other that they could probably start their own comedy show? Join us now and prepare to have your feelings hurt in the most hilarious way possible!

Blockbuster Critic’s Crafty Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5320
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie critic – always ready to critique your building skills and give you two thumbs up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper movie premieres, epic build battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as dramatic as a Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your popcorn and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience – because on our server, every block is a star!

Frosted Network

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	5869

Enjoy managing your own town on our server based on the Towny mode! Contribute to the economy, build and grow cities together with your community, expand your borders and defend against enemies. An adventure and cooperative experience awaits you on our Towny server! Join and create your own legend

oyna.frosted-network.com

HortyMC Skyblock

Adventure, auction house, Chest Shops, Community, Economy, EMOJIS, Farming, Friendly, HortyMC, Islands, Mining, Minions, mystery crates, Parkour, PvP, Rewards, Safe Environment, Skyblock, Survival, Thrive, vote parties, wood chopping

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3622
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Embark on the ultimate Skyblock adventure at HortyMC! Join HortyMC.Net and conquer the skies!

– Choose from 5 unique starting islands to shape your paradise. – Express yourself with custom emojis in chat. – Conquer parkour courses for epic rewards. – Establish your economy with chest shops and an auction house. – Discover surprises in mystery crates and vote parties. – Automate mining, farming, and wood chopping with minions.

Community-first: Safe and friendly environment for all.

Join us on HortyMC! Rise, build, and thrive in Skyblock.

hortymc.net

Join our server! Warning: may cause addiction to pure vanilla goodness!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Items Found:	7685	Mines Excavated:	2426
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Potions Brewed:	180
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23

A Lonely World Minecraft Server

Overview
IP Address	minecraft.deyedrale.com
More Information	Planet Minecraft
Features	Large Spawn Radius Anti-Cheat Vanilla Experience Guild features for easy group play One-time teleports to quickly join friends

In this expansive Minecraft world, the spawn radius is not just large; it’s colossal, stretching hundreds of thousands of blocks in every direction. As you emerge into this vast landscape, you’re greeted by a breathtaking expanse of possibilities.

The journey begins with a unique teleportation system designed to connect players with their friends seamlessly. Newcomers to the server are granted a one-time teleportation ability, allowing them to instantly join their friends’ side within the massive world. This system fosters a sense of community and camaraderie from the very start, ensuring that no player feels isolated in the sprawling landscape.

As players explore this boundless realm, they encounter a diverse range of biomes, landscapes, and challenges. From towering mountains to lush forests, from sprawling deserts to tranquil oceans, every corner of the world holds something new and exciting to discover.

But exploration is not the only focus of this Minecraft server. Basic guild features have been seamlessly integrated into the vanilla gameplay mechanics, allowing players to form alliances, create communities, and embark on epic adventures together. Whether you’re delving into dungeons, constructing massive fortresses, or simply exploring the world with friends, the guild system provides a framework for collaboration and teamwork.

In this Minecraft world, the possibilities are truly endless. With its expansive spawn radius, one-time teleport system, and basic guild features, it offers a rich and immersive multiplayer experience that encourages players to come together, explore, and create memories that will last a lifetime.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with friends?	Yes, the one-time teleportation system allows you to quickly join your friends in the vast world.
Are there any special features for group play?	Yes, the server offers basic guild features to facilitate collaboration and teamwork.
Is the server vanilla gameplay?	Yes, the server provides a vanilla experience for players.
How large is the spawn radius?	The spawn radius is colossal, stretching hundreds of thousands of blocks in every direction.
Is there an anti-cheat system in place?	Yes, the server has an anti-cheat system to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Crafty Dictators: Minecraft Server of World Leaders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	9653

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary leaders of Hungary, Mao, Mannerheim, Atatürk, and Meiji! That’s right, these historical figures have come back from the dead to create the most epic Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen.

Join us and build your own empire under the guidance of these iconic leaders. Want to build a giant statue of Mao riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that Atatürk would be proud of? The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress these leaders with your building skills, they might just grant you special powers in the game. Imagine being able to summon a horde of Meiji warriors to fight by your side in battle. It’s like having your own personal army at your fingertips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best buds with HungaryMao himself.

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have the most random and questionable facts about Minecraft!

Analysis, Anime, art, Characters, comparison, Crafty, creativity, debate, discussion, Entertainment, facts, Fiction, imagination, Manga, McCraftface, Media, Minecraft, opinion, popular culture, Questionable, Random, reading, Realism, realistic characters, speculation, storytelling

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Crops Grown:	4632	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! Not only does it have the most realistic characters in all of anime and manga, but they also do the most hilarious dance-offs in the virtual world. Picture this: Pikachu breakdancing against Naruto while Goku tries to twerk in the background. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is also home to a secret society of talking llamas who give out free diamonds to anyone who can beat them in a game of llama trivia. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see for yourself!

TeslaNetwork

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

– TeslaCraft: The BRAND NEW hightech server. Custom skins, mods, pvp and guns!

– Epic NEW Gameplay: Rockets, guns, custom skins, never before seen.

Join now for unmatched experience!

Server IP: play.teslanetwork.xyz

mc.teslanetwork.xyz

Warped and Confused Vanilla Minecraft Server – Bedrock Included

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Farms Harvested:	841
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Follow us on Instagram

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How often does the server reset?

The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. Our goal is to give players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset.

What kind of experience can I expect on Warped SMP?

We offer a semi-vanilla experience with limited quality-of-life datapacks. We strive to maintain the true vanilla feel of the game and avoid game-changing plugins.

How do I join the server?

Join our Discord server and submit an application. Our community values trustworthiness and dedication, so take your time with your application.

What is the community like on Warped SMP?

We have a friendly and diverse community with players of all playstyles. Collaboration is encouraged through group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.

Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

We have laid-back rules focused on respect and trust. Drama is kept to a minimum, and we ask all players to maintain a respectful attitude towards others.

KoalaServers VS Hypixel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Potions Brewed:	147	Emeralds Found:	5339
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Ores Mined:	3040	Mines Excavated:	3506
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Meteorites Collected:	3

Hypixel	KoalaServers
Large player base	Australian server with a more intimate community
Wide range of minigames and activities	Multiple servers catering to different playstyles
Constant updates and new content	Ever-evolving vanilla+ survival experience
Professional and polished server experience	Chilled economy server with a more relaxed atmosphere

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out compared to KoalaServers?

Hypixel has a larger player base, extensive range of minigames and activities, constant updates, and a professional and polished server experience.

What makes KoalaServers unique compared to Hypixel?

KoalaServers is an Australian server with a more intimate community, offering multiple servers catering to different playstyles, ever-evolving vanilla+ survival experience, and a chilled economy server with a more relaxed atmosphere.

Which server should I choose for a more laid-back gaming experience?

If you prefer a more relaxed atmosphere and a smaller community, KoalaServers would be a better choice for a laid-back gaming experience.

Which server is better for players looking for constant updates and new content?

Hypixel is known for its constant updates and new content, making it a better choice for players looking for a dynamic gaming experience.

Crafty Chaos Crew

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we appreciate big butts and we cannot lie!

Join our server if you’re a fan of indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. We cater to the VIPs, the cream of the crop, the elite of the indie vtuber world.

Want to shill your 499-view oshi? As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here.

Our server is home to the likes of Shylily, Shxtou, Nihmune, and more! We even have non-English streamers like Tororo_vtuber and Orkpod.

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own the talents’ IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game here.

Looking for Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, or even a chuuba birthday calendar? We’ve got it all!

And let’s not forget about the ducks on our server, led by the one and only Dashducks.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the indie vtuber community thrives and the memes never stop!