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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2187 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1485 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!