United Lands SMP: Epic War Zone

Lands, Zone, unique job skill trees, unique armor upgrades, Vibrant Town Showcases

🌍 Welcome to United Lands [SMP]

Sun Tzu once said, "To fight and conquer in all our battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting." But he never played United Lands.

🎮 What to Expect

Step into a unique Earth server!

A 1:500 scale map lets you claim lands and build your empire.
Discounts for big groups, so grab your pals!

🎥 Watch Our Trailer

Catch the action! Our video shows epic wars and cool towns. Check it out!

🛠️ Deep Gameplay

Build towns and roleplay.
Collect custom items like new weapons and tasty food, from avocados to mac & cheese.

💹 Progress Your Way

Pick from 7 jobs with skill trees.
Unlock Masterwork Armor and cool upgrades.
Join a town or make your own path.

💵 Player-Driven Economy

No Admin Shops!
Create your own shops and sell goods.
Find the best deals or compete to sell more.

💸 Fair Play

No Pay-to-Win!
All store items are just for looks.
Everyone has a fair shot at winning.

⚔️ Epic Wars

Join big battles!

Defend your lands or expand your empire.
New war system on the way for even better combat.

📰 This Week’s Highlights

Event Championships ended with many prizes!
Check out the ice boat racing league every weekend.
Follow our Instagram for town showcases and news!

📑 Server IP: play.unitedlands.net

💬 Join Our Community on Discord

🗺️ View Our Dynamic World Map

Ready to jump in? This server is open 24/7 for both Bedrock and Java players!

United Lands SMP: Epic Wars Await!

Await, Towny Nation Building, Unique Job Skillsets, Adventure Awaits Players, smp

🌍 United Lands [SMP] {1.21.4}

Welcome to United Lands! A cool Earth server where you can build, fight, and trade. It’s like real life but with blocks!

🎥 Check Out Our Trailer!

Watch the fun! See wars, cool gear, and towns. It’s a must-watch!

🛠️ Deep Gameplay

Build and claim towns.
Roleplay and have fun.
Find custom items like avocados and mac & cheese.

💹 Progress Your Way

Pick from 7 jobs with skill trees.
Unlock Masterwork Armor and cool upgrades.
Join a town or start your own.

💵 Player-Driven Economy

No Admin Shops here!
Players make their own shops.
Find the best deals or sell your stuff.

💸 Fair Play

No Pay-to-Win!
All store items are just for looks.
Everyone has a fair chance.

⚔️ Epic Wars

Join big battles! Team up with friends to defend or conquer. New war system coming soon for even more fun!

📰 This Week’s Highlights

Auldgreg and Kolabear won the lore contest.
Event championships are coming with big prizes!

📱 Follow Us

Check out our Instagram for town showcases and news!

Ready to Play?

This server is open 24/7 for both Bedrock and Java players!

📑 Server IP: play.unitedlands.net

💬 Join Our Community on Discord

🗺️ View Our Dynamic World Map

Join the fun and make your mark in United Lands!

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Gaming, Survival, Community, Sandbox, multiplayer

: Complete Anarchy, no rules, admins, lags.

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Crafty Cheers Land 1.21.3

cheers to that, elation, Happiness, hooray, winning moment

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home furnishings, home comforts, home amenities., Home decor, American homes

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brain health, research, DNA damage, Environmental Science, Pollution

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