Blocky Brits: The Minecraft Server of Tea, Crumpets, and Creepers

blocky, Britanons, British cities, Brits, city exploration, city life, cityscape, CREEPERS, crumpets, cultural hubs, england, historical sites, Leeds, local cuisine, Minecraft, nightlife, population density, Server, shopping, tea, tourist attractions, travel destinations, United Kingdom, urban living, vibrant communities, West Yorkshire, Yorkshire

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Enchantments Applied:	223
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magic Items Found:	4965
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual Leeds, but with way more creepers and way less traffic. The city is bustling with players building epic structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. And don’t worry, there’s always room for more players because our server is constantly expanding like a never-ending blocky universe.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of exploring dungeons filled with rare loot, or if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where players can strike it rich and become the wealthiest miner in all of Minecraft land.

So come on down and join us on this wild adventure! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft.

PixelPalsCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	1161	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3781	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	5707
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

MaduroCraftX: Opponent Edition

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANT TO BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!!! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMONDS OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!!!

ALSO, WE GOT SECRET BLACK X MARKS THAT GIVE U SUPERPOWERS LIKE TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF AT NIGHT OR SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM UR EYES!!! ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF THESE MARKS AND BECOME LEGENDS IN THE LAND!!!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR?? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉

FoodCrafters

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	198
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

join dis server if u wanna grow carrots on da head of a zombie pigman. we got magical dirt dat makes crops grow faster den u can say “creeper”. u can have a whole farm on just one block, cuz why not? who needs space when u got magic dirt? come join us and see how much food u can produce from just a tiny patch of land. it’s like a buffet for ur eyes and ur tummy. so come on, join us and start farming like a boss!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8253	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Crops Grown:	3576

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

SleepyCraft

bad sleep patterns, children, Communication, exhaustion, Gaming, habits, husband, newborn, night feedings, overstimulating, overweight, postpartum, RESPONSIBILITY, REST, sleep apnea, SleepyCraft, Snoring, Support, UNFAIR, Unhealthy, Wife

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Crops Grown:	9521	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting and sleep deprivation? Look no further! Our server is perfect for tired parents who need a break from the chaos of real life.

Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.

Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.

So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?

KremlinCraft: KurskRedeployed

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	69	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, the White House just confirmed that Russia redeployed their troops to Kursk region, and u know what that means?? It means we gotta build the biggest, baddest base to protect ourselves from any sneaky attacks! Plus, rumor has it that there are secret Russian spies hiding in the server, so we gotta be on high alert and ready to defend our turf at all times! Join now for epic battles, secret missions, and maybe even some Russian spy drama, who knows?? Let’s do this, gamers!

BondCraft: Atomic Chargez & Covalent Fun

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Emeralds Found:	3494
Ores Mined:	5802	Players Killed by Monsters:	2576
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

so like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds on this epic minecraft server, right? but instead of just finding diamonds, you stumble upon a secret lab where researchers are doing some crazy experiments! they’re like, trying to figure out the atomic charges and chemical bond energy in materials, but in a minecrafty way!

join this server for a chance to be a part of the most mind-blowing scientific discoveries in the minecraft universe! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secrets of the universe while building your dream castle! come on, what are you waiting for? dive into this wacky world of science and crafting today!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart go doki doki? Look no further than our server, where you can find Chitoge, the cutest blonde in all of Minecraft! Rumor has it that her hair is made of golden blocks and her smile can light up even the darkest caves. Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Chitoge building a castle made entirely of diamonds and rainbows. Who needs diamonds when you have a cute blonde to admire, am I right? Join now for your daily dose of kawaii!

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