Join our new survival community!
Come hang out with us and have a blast! We’ve got PVP events, chill vibes, and good times all around. Looking for some staff members too!
135.148.155.147
Join our new survival community!
Come hang out with us and have a blast! We’ve got PVP events, chill vibes, and good times all around. Looking for some staff members too!
135.148.155.147
We have a thriving community of players who are just as fed up with cluster B foids as you are. No more getting caught up in weird hunches or awkward text messages – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, who needs validation and attention from real people when you can get all the love and support you need from your virtual friends on our server? Join us today and leave those toxic relationships in the dust – because let’s be real, building a castle with your buddies is way more fulfilling than dealing with relationship drama.
1. Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. 2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds… and also a pet dragon named Fluffy. 3. Our PvP battles are so intense that players have been known to spontaneously break out into interpretive dance mid-fight. 4. The server owner once rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen and emerged victorious, with a crown made of emeralds. 5. We have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with loops and twists that will make your head spin faster than a shulker in a tornado.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Remember, it’s not just a server, it’s a wild adventure waiting to happen.
our server is so lit, it’s like a tel aviv drone attack but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles. we have insane stories of players building giant lava castles and battling it out for control of the server.
join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life. who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones on our server? let’s gooooooo!
You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!
Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between ginger white bois and their rivals. Rumor has it that they once built a castle so big, it reached the Minecraft sky limit and caused the server to crash (but don’t worry, we fixed that bug).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ginger white boi society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare resources. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for glory?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of ginger white bois and their BBC adventures. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of their exclusive club!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start reenacting your favorite movie scenes! From explosive action sequences to romantic dramas, our server has it all. And the best part? You get to be the star of the show!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to watch a movie underwater? Well, on our server, you can dive into our underwater theater and watch all your favorite films surrounded by fish and sea creatures. It’s a movie experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious movie nights of your life? Join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!
IP: play.ezartla.comDiscord: discord.gg/heZmyPvbny
Features:
πΊοΈ Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time.π¬ Discord: Stay connected with our community.π Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers.π Ranks: Progress through our ranking system.π Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points.π° Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy.π Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade.π Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards.β¨ Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.
Join us for an amazing Minecraft experience!
play.ezartla.com
Join our server with some great addons added
18 years and up only
Brand New World
Custom terrain, items and behavior addons
We have four catagories you can choose to be part of:
Categories | Rules |
---|---|
General Play | Specific rules for general gameplay |
Kingdoms | Rules for Kingdoms gameplay |
Teams | Rules for Teams gameplay |
Badlands | Rules for Badlands gameplay |
List of addons:
Join the discord server to get the IP: Join Discord
No, the server is only for players 18 years and older.
You can get the server IP by joining our Discord server and checking the announcements.
Yes, each category (General Play, Kingdoms, Teams, Badlands) has its own set of rules that players must follow.