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Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

Ad based revenue, brainrot, Content Creation, DOCTORS, flood of content, high investment, high reward, horse shit, human history, incentive, informative content, Janitors, little investment, low reward, massive flood, Mechanics, Minecraft, mistake, modest reward, monetarily incentivizes, Quality Content, Server, time wasting

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Endless Night Skies:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	841	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	8365	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crops Grown:	5161
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	3107

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	243	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2226	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Enchantments Applied:	282	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Votes:	5684
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!