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| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5557 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
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