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Why Not? Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	4282

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered warriors who will fight by your side against any mob that dares to challenge you.

So why not join us and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

No Hate Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anti-racism, BIAS, compassion, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, hate, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, love for all, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, smp, social justice, stop hating minorities, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	1340
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2963

Are you tired of hating on minorities in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on virtual villagers instead. Punch some pixelated pigs, slap some square-shaped sheep, and unleash your inner rage in a safe and non-discriminatory environment. Who knew that building a blocky empire could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to your real-life prejudices, one creeper explosion at a time!

Safe Poland Minecraft Server

anti-American, Anti-establishment, anti-EU, anti-German, anti-NATO, anti-Western, CONSERVATIVE, eastern europe, elections, foreign relations, Minecraft, nationalist, nationalistic, next elections, Party, patriotism, Poland, political party, pro-Russian, Safe, Safe Poland, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Voting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Animals Bred:	63
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a party called “Safe Poland”? Well, look no further, because our server is the first officially anti-American, anti-German, and pro-Russian server in the Minecraft world since 1990! Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build walls to keep out those pesky Americans and Germans, while cozying up to your new Russian pals. Who knew politics could be this fun in Minecraft? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least interesting!

Region of the Country Minecraft SMP

Compliment, Country, Courtesy, culture, customer service, Etiquette, Friendly, good morning, HAT, Kindness, MAAM, Manners, Minecraft, nod, Polite, Region, Respect, Shirt, Sir, smp, southern hospitality, thank you, tradition, WAVE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Farms Harvested:	501	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Welcome to the most polite and well-mannered Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On this server, everyone is required to address each other as “sir” or “ma’am” at all times. Not only that, but you must also thank cashiers and servers in-game for their hard work.

But that’s not all – every morning, you must greet everyone with a cheerful “good morning” and give a friendly wave or nod. And if someone compliments your shirt or hat, be prepared to receive a virtual high-five!

Join us for a truly unique and courteous Minecraft experience where manners are the name of the game. Who knew being polite could be so much fun?

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Ego, FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, FAQs, general, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus, Limbus Company General, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, oblivion, optimal grind guide, Outis, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 5, Server, Sinner info, Target Extraction, The Barber of La Manchaland, The Priest of La Manchaland, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1825	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against crazed priests and barbers from La Manchaland. But watch out for the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu, he’s always causing trouble!

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the twisted worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect mind-blowing spoilers and plot twists at every turn. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with links to all the EGO and Sinner info you could ever need.

So why wait? Join us on this insane journey through Limbus Company, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy priests and barbers). See you in the chaos!

Admitting HoloEN’s Lack of Professionalism – Minecraft SMP

admitting., amazing phenomenon, corpo drones, Corpos, Cultural differences, EN curse, Entertainment, EOP, holoEN, HoloEns, hololive, indies, lack, lack of professionalism, language barrier, learn Japanese, Minecraft, normal, Online Community, Professionalism, smp, sophism, virtual idols, Vtubers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Farms Harvested:	212
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is too professional and serious? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We like to call ourselves “the EN curse” because we embrace our lack of professionalism and turn it into a hilarious joke.

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where the admins are constantly causing mayhem, the players are always up to some shenanigans, and the mobs are just as likely to break out into a dance party as they are to attack you.

Why settle for a normal Minecraft experience when you can join a server that’s so wild, it’s practically a circus? So come on, embrace the madness and join us on our quest to turn the world of Minecraft upside down (literally, we may or may not have flipped the entire map once just for fun). Don’t be a boring corpo drone, come join the insanity today!

Space Shuttle Minecraft Server

Advanced engineering, aerospace, aluminum, cool design, creative design., efficient mode, efficient transportation, Functional, futuristic, Gay, innovative technology, Minecraft, MODERN, Pringle cans, propulsion system, Quiet, Server, Shuttle, Sleek, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, spacecraft, stylish

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe the most efficient mode of transportation in space is a giant aluminum Pringle can! Forget boring old rockets, we’re all about style and function here.

Join us for epic adventures as we journey through the galaxy in our trusty Pringle can spacecraft. Who needs NASA when you have a group of fearless gamers ready to take on the universe in style?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Quiet Gay, a mysterious creature known for its impeccable fashion sense and love of all things sparkly. Rumor has it, if you can befriend a Quiet Gay, they’ll lead you to hidden treasures and secret realms within the game.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us for out-of-this-world fun, aluminum Pringle cans, and a touch of fabulousness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Disappointing Minecraft SMP Release – What Were They Thinking

DISAPPOINTING, disappointing release, Failure, lack of innovation, lackluster, letdown, mediocre, Minecraft, missed opportunity, not worth the wait, Outdated, Release, smp, stagnant, subpar, thinking, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, unimpressive, Unoriginal, unsatisfactory, wasted potential

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Look no further, because our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a villager who thinks he’s a superhero to a chicken who’s secretly plotting world domination.

And don’t even get us started on our events – we once had a giant zombie apocalypse where players had to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs armed with diamond swords. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there? Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

CAPITALIPSIS Minecraft server

administration, CAPITALIPSIS, develop, Economy, farmcoins, Features, Mechanics, Minecraft, newplayers, playaspleaase, Plugins, privacy, Private, Privilege, responsive, Server, stablework, translatedplugins, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	7578	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Free and high-quality vanilla server with its own features! C:

At CAPITALIPSIS you play as you please! All his mechanicsdesigned in such a way that you can simply play Minecraftand at the same time develop your privilege, privacy and economy!

Play with or without private, farm coins or not… the choice is yours! But you’ll have to think about privileges. After all, many chips such as: measurements and special items are not immediately available and will require some work!

• Only current and fully translated plugins ✔• Responsive and constantly playing administration ✔• Stable work 24/7 for more than one year ✔

We will always welcome new players ^^

capitalypse.net

Level 1 Demon Lord & One Room Hero Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, BOUGHT, care, caught up, Demon, dump, FANTASY, Hero, LEVEL, Level 1 Demon Lord, long tail, Lord, Manga, Minecraft, nyaa, One-Room Hero, png, put on Nyaa, room, scanlation, Server, seven seas, Volume 6

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ores Mined:	9905	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that never update their content? Well, look no further because our server, let’s call it “Pirate Cove,” has finally caught up with the latest scanlations of Seven Seas manga! That’s right, we’re on the cutting edge of manga updates in the Minecraft world.

Join our server for a chance to sail the Seven Seas in search of rare manga treasures. Build your own pirate ship, recruit a crew of manga-loving pirates, and embark on epic adventures to uncover hidden scanlations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret island filled with unlimited manga resources just waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join “Pirate Cove” and be a part of the most manga-obsessed Minecraft community out there? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Let’s set sail for adventure and manga madness!