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HexArchon: The Server Where Everything is More Customized Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Club

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Server Name	HexArchon
Description	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more

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Our Values

Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing

Technicals

Server Performance: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5950X * RAM: 3200MHz 16GB * Storage: 400GB NVME SSD * Hosted on US East Coast

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Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

LiberalLadiesMCServer

activism, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, identity politics, intersectionality, liberal, LiberalLadiesMCServer, Misogyny, patriarchy, Politics, progressive, social justice, society, Stereotypes, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Are you tired of dealing with liberal women and their crazy antics in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where liberal women are banned and only cool dudes who love to build and mine are allowed.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being lectured about feminism or social justice. Build your dream mansion without having to worry about someone telling you it’s too big or too extravagant.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will help you protect your land from any unwanted intruders. These chickens are trained in the ancient art of cluck-fu and will stop at nothing to keep your creations safe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to liberal women and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ninja chickens!

GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

Characters, fan theories, Fandom, favorite moments, Franchise, GalacticCraft, george lucas, jedi, lightsabers, Minecraft, Movie, Opinions, original trilogy, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, Server, Sith, space opera, Star Wars, Star Wars universe, the force, the mandalorian

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled canyon!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about diving into a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for fish?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy! You can build a house out of chocolate blocks and ride a gummy bear into battle against evil marshmallow monsters.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

AvoidingWifesFam Minecraft Server

avoiding arguments, avoiding conflict, avoiding family, avoiding in-laws, AvoidingWifesFam, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, family harmony, family time, family visit, guest etiquette, hosting guests, in-law problems, Minecraft, parent-in-law relationship, parenting, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, work-life balance

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and avoid arguments with your in-laws by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and creativity.

On our server, you can create epic builds to distract yourself from any unwanted guests, just like this player who is dodging their in-laws like a pro. Build a fortress to keep them out or a secret underground lair to hide from their prying eyes.

And if your in-laws accuse you of being a rude hostess, just tell them you’re too busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers to entertain them. Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and prove that you can handle any situation with style and grace.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not. See you in the game, where the only in-laws you have to worry about are the zombie villagers trying to eat your brains!

WeddingCraft: No Parents Allowed!

aita, Allowed, Apology, divide, Ego, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, family drama, godfather, godson, large check, Living at home, no contact, no use, not inviting parents, parents, returning check, sister, testimony, visit friends, Wedding, WeddingCraft, younger sister

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content? Then come join our Minecraft server, where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a chicken!

Join us and leave behind the real world drama like our player who dodged family gatherings to avoid his sister’s shenanigans. Build your own family of friends on our server and never worry about being pressured to attend awkward family events ever again.

Forget about apologizing for causing divides or being the bigger person – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. And hey, if your family tries to send you a large check to make amends, just return it and keep on crafting away in peace.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a secret underground base filled with treasure. Join now and start your new drama-free adventure today!

BlockyWeatherWars

BlockyWeatherWars, climate control, cold, Extreme Temperatures, Heat, insulation, protecting against cold, protecting against heat, Shielding, staying chilled, staying comfortable, staying cool, staying cozy, staying warm, summer weather, temperature control, temperature management, thermal regulation, weather protection, weatherproofing, winter weather

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Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in the icy biomes of Minecraft? Or maybe you’re sick of sweating like a pig in the fiery depths of the Nether? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have custom-built armor that can protect you from both extreme temperatures! That’s right, with our magical armor, you can frolic in the snow and bask in the lava without a care in the world. So why choose between heat and cold when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and become the ultimate temperature-resistant Minecraft warrior!

HamasHushCraft

Al Jazeera, Banned media outlet, criticizing, freedom of speech, Gaza Strip, government suppression, Hamas, HamasHushCraft, human rights violations, journalism ethics, Media bias, media censorship, media control, media manipulation, Middle East conflict, news censorship, Palestinian voices, palestinians, political repression, propaganda machine, silences, The Jerusalem Post

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u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

MindCraftMadness

anxiety, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional well being, inner critic, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindCraftMadness, mindfulness, negative thinking, overthinking, positive mindset, rumination, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-doubt, stress

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so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and like, build stuff and mine stuff and just chill in a virtual world? well, this server is THE place to do it, man.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. like, how crazy is that? you won’t find that on any other server, i tell ya.

oh, and get this – our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand. he’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, except cooler.

plus, we have this secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw the wildest parties. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing, trust me.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join us. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get mining!

CannabisCraft: Where Teens Go Crazy!

addiction, adolescents, cannabis legalization, Cannabis use, CannabisCraft, crazy, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug use, Marijuana, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health risks, mental illness, Psychosis, psychotic disorder, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, substance use, teens, young adults

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come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is greener and the diamonds are sparklier than ever before!! if you want to experience the ultimate high (pun intended), this is the place for you!

we have crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner, from battling giant spiders to building your own empire with your friends. but beware, because the creepers here are extra sneaky and will blow up your hard work in a heartbeat.

and get this – if you smoke weed, you’ll be 11 times more likely to find diamonds!! it’s like a secret cheat code that only works on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory while also potentially hallucinating some seriously wild stuff.

join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the minecraft community). who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, especially if you’ve been hitting the bong a little too hard.

SweetVanilla – Where vanilla is sweeter than your Aunt Edna’s homemade pie!

1.21, application, aunt, Bluemap, Collaborative projects, Community, custom models, Discord, Drama-free, Ednas, Events, Friendly, hats, hermitcraft, homemade, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Pie, Player Shops, quality of life, resource pack, Semi Vanilla, sweeter, SweetVanilla, Trailer, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ Community
Features	Player shops, events, collaborative projects
Add-ons	Quality of life add-ons
Resource Pack	Optional custom models, hats, items

FAQ

Question	Answer
How to Join?	Fill out an application on our Discord.
Discord	https://discord.gg/RdJnFgKU4q
Bluemap	http://mc.sweetvanilla-smp.com:8123
Trailer	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfBFbXBLKJ0

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Items Found:	8278	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3294
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	724	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

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HexArchon: The Server Where Everything is More Customized Than Your Grandma’s Knitting Club

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Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Crops Grown:	7414	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mines Excavated:	2420
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13