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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6578 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Friday where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Plus, we have a secret disco party room where we dance to annoying songs like “Baby Shark” on repeat. It’s so bad, it’s good.
So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP, just hit us up and prepare for the most insane adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land. They may look cute, but they will peck your eyes out. Stay safe, gamers!