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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9372 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrilling saga of my 30-year-old brother and his 36-year-old ex-wife, who are embroiled in a divorce scandal that will make your diamond sword shiver. Witness the tension as his new girlfriend demands that the ex-wife be banned from our upcoming trip to Orlando, FL. Will she get her way? Will there be a showdown at the Nether portal? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the epic battle between the ex-wife and the girlfriend at my parents’ Sunday dinner. It’s like a PvP match, but with mashed potatoes instead of potions. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be left with a plate full of regrets?
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a TNT explosion, come join us! Just remember to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe, because things are about to get wild.
