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| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1489 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1217 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining 90 pounds in 7.5 years is celebrated as an epic achievement! Join us and watch as your character transforms from a skinny pixelated warrior to a glorious chunky legend in no time.
Our server is perfect for those who love snacks and sweets, as we encourage indulging in all the virtual treats you desire. Who needs gym memberships when you can level up by munching on virtual cookies and cakes?
Join now and embrace your inner “thicc” and “curvy” Minecraft character, just like the wife in this outrageous story. Who needs ill-fitting jeans when you can rock leggings like a boss?
So come on, join our server and show off your newfound pixelated curves. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be controlling is how many virtual snacks you can eat!
