Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers, a hidden treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).
we believe in lettin kids feel all da feels, even da bad ones. so come on in and let ur kids learn anger management skills by blowin up creepers and diggin giant holes! plus, u can watch as ur child becomes a master builder and takes out all their pent-up rage on some innocent cows.
parents, u play a crucial role in dis process. u gotta be there to witness ur child’s transformation from tantrum-throwin terror to block-placin boss. so come join us on dis wild ride and watch as ur kid becomes a Minecraft master!