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Pixel Vessel Quest

Breakthrough, diagnostic imaging, Diagnostics, Healthcare, imaging diagnostics, imaging techniques, imaging technology, innovation, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical imaging, Medical research, non-invasive imaging, Photoacoustic tomography, PIXEL, Quest, research, Technology, tomographic imaging, vascular diseases, vascular health, vascular imaging, Vessel

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see inside ur body without actually cutting urself open? well now u can on our minecraft server! we got this crazy new thing called photoacoustic tomography that lets u see all ur blood vessels and stuff in super high def. it’s like an x-ray but way cooler. imagine being able to look at ur heart and be like “wow, that’s my heart beating right there!” u gotta join our server to experience this mind-blowing technology for urself. plus, u never know what other crazy inventions we might come up with next. so come on, join us and let’s explore the inner workings of ur body together!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

NukeCraft: Submarine Sunk!

accident, Asia, China, Chinese, Defense, defense capabilities, Incident, Maritime, Military, military power, naval forces, navy expansion, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, SECURITY, setback, Sinking, submarine, sunk, Technology, Underwater, Vessel, warship

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	160	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ores Mined:	7407	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have a Chinese nuclear submarine that sinks every time you log in! It’s like a mini underwater adventure every time you play. Swim with the fishes and try to find the lost treasure before the submarine blows up again! Who needs navy expansion when you have us? Join now for a sinking good time!

RussianRaidersMC

Cargo, Dangerous, emergency response, environmental hazard, hazardous materials, international incident, marine pollution, maritime accident, maritime safety, Norwegian coast guard, Norwegian waters, rescue operation, runs aground, Russian, Russian exports, RussianRaidersMC, salvage operation, Ship, Shipping industry, stranded, Vessel

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	653
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

HouthiCraft Minecraft Server

Clearance, Conflict, Crimea, Houthi, Houthi-controlled, HouthiCraft, Inspection body, international law, international relations, Maritime transport, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, PORT, Red Sea, sanctions, Server, shipping, Trade, UN inspection, united nations, Vessel, Yemen

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

CableCraft: Sub-Zone Soundz

cable, CableCraft, Cascadia Subduction Zone, data, Exploration, geology, image, journal, Marine Biology, marine environment, oceanography, Pacific Northwest, research voyage, Science Advances, scientific research, seafloor, seismic activity, soundz, study, SubZone, Technology, Underwater, Vessel

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	828033
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join our minecraft server and it’s like going on a wild adventure on a boat, but instead of just sailing around, you’re listening to the seafloor like a spy or something. we got this super long cable that we drag along the ocean floor and we’re like, “what’s up, tectonic plates, spill the tea!”

you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Steamy Deck Adventures

Adventures, Deck, deck equipment, Engineering, Equipment, FIX, leak detection, Machinery, maintenance, maintenance tips, Marine, Maritime, mechanical, problem solving, Repair, Steam, steam leak, steam system, Steamy, Technology, Troubleshooting, Vessel

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even the steam leaks are part of the fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE challenges.

Picture this: You’re on the deck of a pirate ship, trying to figure out how to get the steam leak to work. But wait, there’s a twist! The steam leak is actually a secret entrance to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. All you have to do is solve a series of RIDICULOUS puzzles and traps to claim your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding to be crowned the rulers of the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their LLAMA dictatorship?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a WACKY and HILARIOUS Minecraft experience like no other!

Semen Slurp It In Minecraft SMP

long tail tags, Minecraft, Semen, slurp, slurpitini, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than Semen Slurpitini SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined Semen Slurpitini SMP and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those who feast on these carrots will gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a chicken. But beware, for the base is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to commands in pig Latin.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep in the nether, there is a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! Imagine building a castle out of cheddar or riding a cheese horse into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Semen Slurpitini SMP today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible.

RetirementCraft: No College Funds 🤷‍♂️

college, education, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Financial Planning, Financial Security, financial struggles, financial support, funds, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, long-term consequences, parents, personal responsibility, Retirement, RetirementCraft, sacrifice, selfish, sibling relationships, tough love, ungrateful

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your parents for not helping them financially in their old age? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those pesky real-life responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your parents mooching off your hard-earned money. No more tears, no more guilt trips, just pure gaming bliss.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special quest where you can defeat the entitled parent boss and show them who’s boss. Take that, mom and dad!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to family drama. Let’s block out the negativity together!

UniverseQs Minecraft SMP

cosmic contemplation, Cosmic exploration, cosmic inquiry, cosmic mysteries, cosmic questions, Cosmic Wonders, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Infinite, introspection, Metaphysical, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, questions, smp, Universe, Universe Exploration, universe inquiry, universe mysteries, UniverseQs, Wonder

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only question you ask is “where’s the nearest diamond?” Well, look no further because on our server, the universe asks YOU questions! That’s right, every time you mine a block or slay a creeper, the universe will whisper a deep, thought-provoking question in your ear. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the cosmos at your fingertips? Join now and unlock the mysteries of the universe…or at least have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all!

BlockCrafters: Interviewing Steve

Blockcrafters, Career Advice, interview mistakes, Interview preparation, interview red flags to avoid, Interview Tips, interview warning signs, Interviewing, Job Interview, job interview advice, job interview red flags, job interview red flags to watch out for, job interview tips, Job Search, red flag, red flag behaviors, red flag interview questions, red flags during a job interview, red flags in interviews, red flags in job interviews, red flags to watch out for, steve, warning signs

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	759115
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil llamas, and mining for diamonds with your pet panda sidekick.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get us started on our custom-made mini-games like “Sheep Soccer” and “Zombie Dance Party.”

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and the only rule is to have fun? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your chicken, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

FreedomCraft Minecraft Server

activism, civil rights, Democracy, executions, freedom, FreedomCraft, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Justice, Life, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Nationwide, Oppression, Political, PROTESTS, resistance, Server, social change, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Villages Defended:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well have i got the server for u! come join our server where we have over 1400+ players executed in just 2 years! why, u ask? well, it all started with a nationwide protest called “Woman, Life, Freedom” and things got a little out of hand. but hey, now we have the most intense and action-packed server around! join us if u dare, and see if u can survive the chaos and madness. who knows, u might even become the next legend of our server! so what r u waiting for? come join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs

2025, comparison, cost of living, disparity, Economy, employment, Government, higher, income, International, Labor, Living, market trends, minimum wage, Poland, policy, PolishPaysMoreUSLaughs, regulations, Standards, US, wages

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6560
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

lol join this server becuz in this server u can make more money than in poland in 2025!!! like, u can mine diamonds and sell them for like a bazillion dollars!!! also, the pigs in this server can talk and they tell the funniest jokes ever!!! u can also ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombie villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world!!! so join now and become the richest, funniest, and most heroic player in the history of minecraft servers!!!

SurvivorSMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft PvP Lifesteal Dungeons Combat Armor Swords Immersive Dynamic Updates World Player versus Player Skills Experience Survival Adventure Multiplayer Community Challenges Crafting, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

With regular updates and an ever-evolving world, SurvivorSMP promises an immersive and dynamic Minecraft experience like no other. Whether you’re more of a PvP player of more of a Lifesteal type of player, SurvivorSMP has everything for you! So grab your swords, equip your best armor, and step into SurvivorSMP’s Dungeons of Doom where you can show off you best combat skills and become the number one Survivor!

SurvivorSMP.net

The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Community, CREW, Custom Mobs, Discord, enchanting features, Engineering, Events, FARTING, Fisher, FORESTER, Magic, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Roleplay, Server, Smith, Smithing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8124	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	8449	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

TFMC Realm Overview

Server Features	Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience
	Custom dungeons for exploration
	Forge your path as a master in various professions
	Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist
	Dynamic world with exclusive events
	Player-Based Economy

FAQs

1. Is this server modded?

No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.

2. How can I join the server?

You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.

3. What professions can I choose in the game?

You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.

4. Are there custom mobs in the game?

Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.

5. Can I build my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

3 episode rule, Anime, Babes, blocky, Minecraft, murder, Old anime, Psycho, rape, Server, Trauma, WOMAN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the NPCs have crazy backstories! Join us and witness the epic tale of a traumatized woman turned psycho after a tragic event, only to be hunted down by players for being too dangerous! It’s like a twisted anime plot come to life, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!

Retire in Minecraft SMP

budgeting for retirement, early retirement, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, long term savings, Minecraft, retiré, retirement age, retirement budget, retirement calculations, retirement expenses, retirement funds, retirement goals, retirement income, retirement lifestyle, retirement nest egg, retirement planning, retirement planning tips, retirement savings, retirement savings goal, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and experience the thrill of paying 300k for a tiny room called a zogpod, plus an additional 1000 bucks a month for food and internet. But here’s the kicker – the price is multiplied by the amount of months you have left to live! That means if you’re a 25-year-old guy with 50 years left to live, you’ll be shelling out a whopping 600k for your virtual living expenses.

But don’t worry, it’s all worth it for the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server. From battling giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment in our world. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive (and pay the bills) in our wild and wacky Minecraft universe!