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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7390 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 8772 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 56 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
