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NoobNoMoreMC

aita, am i the asshole, Ankle Injury, Army, bank accounts, boot camp, depression, DISCOUNTS, Failure to Adapt, Graduation, marching band, Military, MLB Game, NoobNoMoreMC, Physical, sacrifice, Sensitive, Son, sports, Veteran, Xbox

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Villages Defended:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.

BagelCraft: Korea Confiscated Trader Joe’s

Airport, BagelCraft, Breakfast, confiscated, customs, DELICIOUS, Everything but the Bagel, Food, garlic, International, Joes, Korea, onion, Popular, prohibited items, regulations, Seasoning, seasoning blend, sesame seeds, snack, Trader Joe’s, trader.., travel, trend

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Votes:	3601	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Trader Joe’s Everything but the Bagel seasoning is being confiscated at the airport in Korea. Why is this important, you ask? Because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but this precious seasoning! Join now to protect the bagel seasoning at all costs and become the ultimate seasoning warrior. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough seasoning, you can summon a giant bagel boss to battle. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and let the seasoning wars begin!

Vanilla Minecraft Server

Active, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2651	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

The owner of the server “Vanilla” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

0.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11385

Davidscloud Servers: Home of The Most Confusing Server Description Ever!

ADMIN, Amplified, Caves, Cliffs, commands, Community, Confusing, Connection, console, Creative, crossplay, Davidscloud, description, Discord, Economy, Events, home, Interest, market, Merchants, Protection, PvE, rules, Server, Servers, Spawn, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Votes:	9204	Astral Projections Made:	0

About Davidscloud

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Features

Our Minecraft server has a variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

Features

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Features

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy.

Another Tidbit

Features

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Join our Discord

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more. https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Server Information

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – Remember the Fallen!

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Donald J Trump Presidential Library, donald trump, Donald Trump TikTok, Donald Trump Twitter, fallen, Liz Harrington, Minecraft, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, remember, REMEMBER THE FALLEN EDITION, Rumble Donald Trump, Server, team trump, Trump administration, trump archive, Trump Campaign, trump library, Trump Rally, Trump Speeches, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trumpcraft, truth social, Vice President Trump, White House 45

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	46	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers! Join us for a yuge adventure filled with blocky walls, pixelated mobs, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the best builds. Believe me, nobody builds like we do. Our players are the most creative, the most talented, the best builders you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, our redstone contraptions are so complex, even the Ender Dragon would be impressed.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to defeat the creepers and zombies. That’s right, THE Donald Trump is a regular player on our server, and he’s always looking for new allies to help him Make Minecraft Great Again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most fantastic, incredible, unbelievable Minecraft adventure of your life. Believe me, you won’t regret it!

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, conventional furry species, Demons, dragons, fantasy creatures, furry species, gay monsters, lewd warhammer mods, Minecraft, Monsters, Robots, Server, skyrim modding, sparkledogs, teratophilia, unconventional furry species, Werewolves, Xenophilia

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /gmad/ – Gay Monsters, Aliens and Demons Thread #558, where we embrace all things weird and wonderful.

Are you tired of the same old lions, tigers, and bears? Oh my! Come hang out with us and explore a world of monsters, aliens, demons, and even unconventional furry species. We’re all about those weird dicks and overlooked assortments that will make your Minecraft experience truly unforgettable.

But wait, there’s more! We have a radio station, a Steam group, and even a tagmap to keep you entertained and connected with your fellow degenerates. And don’t forget to check out our Dragon Marine & Xenomorphs Story for a gory/bad ending that will leave you speechless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gmad/ and let your imagination run wild in a world where sparkledogs are banned and humans are just too mainstream. It’s a place where monsters rule and aliens drool, so come on in and let the madness begin!

BabyDaddyApproved Minecraft Server

aita, Approval, BabyDaddyApproved, control freak, control game, corporate executive, day worker, Degrees, DISRESPECTFUL, ex, girlfriend’s baby daddy, Hiding, masculine, Meeting, Minecraft, parenting time, relationship, Server, Successful, Television Show, traditional roles

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddies who think they still have a say in your relationship? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where you can build your dream home away from controlling exes.

Imagine a place where you can be a highly successful corporate executive by day and a master builder by night. No need to worry about meeting up with baby daddies at the park or getting their approval – on our server, you’re the boss of your own destiny!

Plus, we have exclusive events like “Blocky Battle Royale” where you can show off your masculine presence and dominate the competition. Don’t let traditional roles hold you back – join our server and build a new life free from drama and control freaks. Let’s block out the haters together!

NoBroTentAllowedMC

addiction, addiction recovery, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, Enabling, enabling behavior, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Guilt, Homeless, NoBroTentAllowedMC, Rehab, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from family troubles and addict brothers asking for handouts. Join us and build your own virtual world where you never have to deal with tent-pitching siblings or enabling their bad habits. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never feel guilty for saying no to a virtual tent in your yard. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, dream scenarios, dream scenarios if legal, ethical boundaries, ethical considerations, fantasy world, forbidden activities, forbidden desires, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, legal activities, legal constraints, legal implications, Minecraft, moral compass, moral dilemmas, rule breaking, rule-breaking fantasies, Server, societal norms, societal restrictions, taboo actions, thought experiments

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	497
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all the crazy things you’ve always dreamed of…legally!

Join us and you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in our annual “Build a Castle with Your Eyes Closed” competition (blindfolds provided, of course).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a master chef by cooking up some seriously questionable dishes like creeper casserole and zombie stew. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take a dip in our lava swimming pool (don’t worry, we have plenty of fire-resistant swimsuits).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life…legally!

BookNChillCraft

#revelation, Book, BookNChillCraft, discovery, education, enlightening, eye-opening, film, Insight, knowledge, learning, Mind Blowing, out of the box, Surprise, Surprising, Thought-provoking, unanticipated, Unconventional, unconventional-learning, unexpected, UNUSUAL

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Have you ever read a book or watched a film that made you question reality? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll experience the most mind-blowing and outrageous adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world!

Join our server and embark on a journey through a virtual world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. You’ll meet eccentric characters like a llama who speaks in riddles and a chicken who can perform magic tricks. But beware, there’s a mischievous troll who likes to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

If you’re looking for a server that will challenge your perception of reality and leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!